Btw the songs on top of the stories are just to listen to and have nothing to do with the story so yeah 😂👍
okay so I met this new guy at work and I actually think for the first Rome in forever I have a crush on him.
He's so sweet and he's so innocent but what interests me about him most is that his dad is an assassin. Cool right!
So I was talking to him about it and his dad said that he might be able to get me an assassination job too! I'm so happy and in return for him asking his dad I said I'd go on a date with him.
The thing with leash is though that she'll worry if I tell her about the assassin part so I'll just tell her about my "boyfriend" Jacob.
I got home to see her and Luke kissing. It was actually really intense.
"Jeez Guys calm down I'm worried your gonna swallow each other " I laughed but it was actually really gross. They stopped and awkwardly laughed at me.
"Sooo guess what" I started changing the subject.
"What?" Alysha Asked.
"I have a boyfriend" I Said.
Alysha raised an eyebrow at me. "Wha-" She started but I cut her off.
"Yeah he's really nice and sweet but I was wondering if he could come round tonight" I Said.
Luke must of got scared or something because he said. "Actually me and Alysha were gonna have a date nigh-" before he could finish Alysha hit him in the stomach.
"Of course he can I can't wait to meet him" she said looking at Luke.
"Ow" Luke said rubbing his stomach.
"Great..umm soo I'm gonna get ready for my date...we're going to a theme park" I Said running into my room.
"God I've never seen her so happy" I heard Alysha say as I entered my room.
I finally settled on this outfit.
At three pm Jacob knocked on the door and I answered. Alysha and Luke went shopping so they couldn't meet him till tonight.
"Oh my god you look gorgeous" he said smiling.
"Thanks" I Said looking anywhere but his eyes.
"Oh my god I'm so sorry you said you don't like cheesy sayings" he said covering his mouth.
"No no it's fine" I laughed.
He smiled and lead me to his car.
Once we arrived at Alton towers he insisted that we go on the smiler. We've both never been on it before but I was down.
We cued up for a bout five minutes before boarding the ride that took us upside down right from the start and when it ended I really wanted to ride again.
Jacob said he was hungry after the ride and he insisted that he buy us both dinner. I felt bad but after all it was his choice.
He bought me a burger and a candy floss and then we queued up to go on nemesis.
Again when we go on we were flipped upside down and twisted around until we finally finished at the end.
The rest of the time we were there was magical and I've never been on a date like it.
Finally it was time for him to meet leash and Luke.
I opened the door to see no leash or no Luke. When quickly Alysha ran through the bedroom door hair a mess as she fixed it into a bun.
"Hi I'm Alysha" she said as she pulled him into a quick hug.
Luke then came out shirtless with messy hair and I knew EXACTLY what they'd been up to.
"Hey I'm Luke" he said pulling Jacob into a bro hug.
"So what's the deal with you two then...friends? Siblings?" Jacob said as I sat down on the sofa.
"Definitely not siblings" Luke laughed looking at Alysha. Alysha rolled her eyes.
"Actually he's my boyfriend" she said smiling.
"I see" Jacob said giving a look to Luke as he sat down next to me.
"How about we play never have I ever" I suggested trying to make some conversation.
"I'm down" Luke said sitting on the floor with Alysha.
Me and Jacob joined them.
"Never have I ever slept with someone without knowing their name" Luke said.
Alysha took a drink.
"Omg leash what!" I Said actually something I didn't know about her.
"Yeah it was in college I was really drunk" she laughed.
I shook my head smiling at her.
"Never have I ever been out with someone but never really liked them" Alysha said looking at me as I took a drink.
Jacob looked at me and raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah In highschool it was a dare" I said.
"Never have I ever killed someone" Luke said acting as if it was a joke.
"Does being with my dad when he killed someone count?" Jacob asked.
Alyshas eyes wondered as she laughed waiting for him to say it was a joke.
She looked desperately at Luke as he shuffled closer to her.
"What the fuck!" Luke said.
"Yeah my dads an assassin" he continued.
Luke looked at Alysha and the vibe in the room dropped.
"I probably should get home now" Jacob said leaving.
"Thanks for the date" he said as he walked out the door.
I nodded and closed it after him. When I turned Alysha and Luke were stood in front of me.
"Well you made that awkward didn't you?" I said annoyed.
"The one guy I like" I muttered as I went into the kitchen.
"Emily, I get it you like him but are you sure he's safe" she said concerned.
"Does he look dangerous to you? His dads an assassin not him!" I Said slamming my hands on the counter.
"He said he witnessed his dad murder someone he's obviously involved" Luke said.
"So what the guy probably did something bad" I shrugged walking into my room.
Alysha and Luke looked at each other. I listened in from my room as I heard their conversation.
"I don't know about this" he said.
"It's not our decision to make" Alysha added."I know but believe it or not I care about her too" he said.
"We should just let her do what she wants it's her life" Alysha said as I heard them walk back into their room.
Later that night I sat on the sofa with them when they were watching a movie.
"Also what the fuck guys?!" I said pausing it.
"What?" Her and Luke said at the same time.
"You had sex before Jacob came!" I announced standing up.
Luke smirked and Alysha laughed.
"Your not denying it!" I yelled.
"Soo about that Jacob guy" Luke said changing the subject.
I rolled my eyes. Typical.
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