If you happened to be in Görlitz at the time, you would've seen quite a sight: almost every single pigeon in the world was flying over the town, heading towards the edge of Görlitz. Then they seemed to just... disappear. No one knew why they were there, or whey they went. All they knew was that it was very, very strange.
Now, I can give you the answers to both of those questions. It's pretty simple, really. The pigeons reached a manhole cover at the outskirts of Görlitz, and snuck inside the sewers, much to the annoyance of the rats living there. After flying in single file for a few metres, they took a sharp left and flew straight through the wall of the sewer. Not because they have some sort of scary superpower - ugh, that's all they need - but because it was actually a very well disguised curtain, lead to a secret meeting room for the birds. As to why they needed a meeting room...
"Alright, you dirty lot" a pigeon, much bigger than the rest, perched on top of an old, dusty, broken toilet that had somehow managed to find its way there. "I suppose I should say: I'm glad to see you all here. Apart from a few traitors..."
All the pigeons shuddered. While the second world war was on, a few of the birds had decided to HELP the people, carrying secret messages and stuff. There was literally nothing worse a pigeon could do. Humans were the natural enemies.
"...we have managed to keep the pigeon name great!"
Cheers were heard from all eight corners of the room (four corners at the bottom, four corners at the top).
"Now, it's finally the time to do what we were all born to do!" Birdy shouted (for that was what they called the old bird). "Take over the world and enslave the humans!"
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Pidgeon Conspiracy
HumorThe humans have been the latest dominant race. Now it's time for a different one to take over. Cue... the pigeons! Inspired by my friend who has pigeon phobia. Also, it's full of inside jokes... and it's a bit silly...and cheesy...but hey, it's wort...