Pidgeon Conspiracy

Plan 1

Cheese flew low over her hometown. It was time to put Birdy's plan into action, and what better way, than starting in her home town? She was searching for a slim girl with dirty blonde hair, probably wearing a boy's jumper a few sizes too big, who she decided to call Nemesis.

She found the girl, talking to her brown haired friend, in the middle of a school group, walking around town.

This seemed like the perfect time to start Plan 1: cover the world in pigeon poop, while the people are busy cleaning it up, we attack.

As she perched on top of a street lamp, waiting for the group to cross the road, she quickly did her business. To her dismay, the group had moved on while she was busy, and it took her a few minutes to locate the girl. She was - sorta - listening to a tall woman, who kept gesturing to the ruins behind her. Cheese didn't know what the big deal was about a bunch of rocks, but if the humans deemed it important, it was the perfect place to go plop again. She settled down on a black slab, hoping the colour would make it stand out more. She watched Nemesis while waiting for her breakfast to pass through her intestines.

"Hey Cheese" she turned to find her sisters, Käse and Sajtocska, perching on the white slab next to hers.

"Don't worry, we've got this place covered" Käse whispered, while Sajtocska simply let loose. Cheese nodded to them, seeing Nemesis's group move on. Finishing her job, she flapped her wings and followed them back the way they came from.

Nemesis was mumbling something to her friend, who Cheese dubbed In-the-way Frenemy. The tall woman was talking about something, and a couple of kids were dipping their hands in the water surrounding what looked like a deformed cricket ball.

Water didn't really agree with Cheese, so she sat on the weird bit on the top, hoping to get Nemesis's attention, who would then scream and make a commotion, while she covered the cricket ball in her runny used-to-be-food.

Cheese did quite a good job, but by the time the ball was more white than the original pinkish colour, the woman had started to lead them up a street, called Crazy Food And Even Crazier People Street in pigeon (CFAECPS - pigeons liked long, descriptive names, which made Cheese wonder why she was called Cheese).

CFAECPS was full of other pigeons, and Cheese cooed a few greetings to some of them. They all seemed intent in doing their work, a Cheese spied a free spot on top of a pink man with a big nose, exactly what Nemesis and her class were heading towards. She landed on top of the statue, trying to make sense of what the humans were saying, but no matter how hard she tried, nothing came out. To make things worse, Nemesis finally noticed her and hid behind In-the-way Frenemy, who seemed to be keeping an eye on her.

Cheese cursed in pigeon and waddled off. Plan 1 didn't seem to be working, partly because she was empty pretty quickly, partly because the humans didn't seem to care about the huge amount of pigeon feaces. Cheese went to report to the Pigeon Commander, along with getting something to eat.