𝐁𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒

♚𝐡𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐦𝐌𝐦𝐌𝐌𝐌

hope y'all know ur bias' bday hahah 😈
fr tho, tell me if u know who they were by: context clues, u actually KNOW their bday, or u know what order i put them in 25/8
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12.04.92

- at the beach with you and bangtan
- y'all play chicken and hmmm guess what
- you're partners
- you get on his shoulders and suddenly he gets flustered
- mmmm he has a boner
- only bc he a messy bih ok
- plus the water currents don't help oops
- luckily no one saw bc y'all was in water

03.09.93

- you was at the underground rapper place
- idk what it's called dont @ me
- you was lookin like a whole snacc
- *meal
- *feast
- he pecked your lips
- he excused himself
- your clothes were tight around your uhh aHEM PLACES
- had to take care of his prOBLEM
- lol he jerked off
- horny lil hoe
- you were just confused but then you got it
- "lol i guess i do look good today"

02.18.94

- at the park with you and bangtan
- he's so innocent  h o w
- gets a boner bc of your outfit bc it's sUPER REVEALING
- doesn't know what to do
- asks taehyung
- wrong choice
- immediate regret
- "yo y/N HOSEOK HYUNG HAS A BONER FOR YOU"
- taehyung boutta get slapped
- update: taehyung got slapped

09.12.94

- outside on a summer day
- he sprays you with a hose in order to cool you off
- your shirt gets wet
- you take it off so then ur just in a sports bra
- "why did you do this namjoon ffs"
- he is heckin shook
- "excuse me i hAVE TO GO"
- lol karma

10.13.95

- "twas at his house
- you spilt your drink on your shirt bc you a messy hoe
- you were wearing a thin white shirt
- he saw stuff
- quickly gave you one of his hoodies
- you took of your shirt in front of him bc you didn't care
- but he cared
- lots
- boy got sprung lmfaooo

12.30.95

- on a date
- announces it
- "y/n come sit on my lap i need your help with something"
- winks
- "how did you get a boner we are at an ice cream parlor and i'm wearing a hoodie"
- "imagination baby"
- "i am going to kill you tae"

09.01.97

- at game stop
- wait do they have that in korea
- idk anyway
- browsing games
- you bend down to reach one on the bottom
- yo booty look fine asffff
- you get back up and see him with a red face
- "go and take care of your problem kook. the bathroom is over there"
- he is shook
- and you're just laughing
- you evil bih
- you prolly planned that out ffs