Secret Admirer (Masky x Hoodie) (HIATUS)

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Splendy's POV

I look over to check on Ben and thank Offendy for distracting him while we wait for pizza. Ben is sitting on the floor watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier, I think that's what it's called. Offendy is sitting behind him, slowly petting him...honestly it's kinda creepy, but I really need to focus on Slendy. I'm worried about my poor defenseless brother, my sweet brother. I hope he's okay.

I grab some paper and a pen and walk over to the table. I set the stuff down and rest my elbows on the table, setting my chin on my hands. So, the situation is that we've been living with a fake Brian for who knows how long, we can't find the real one, we receive a letter from A telling us to follow a string of letters, and nobody knows where Slendy is. Great.

I look over at Trendy, he's got a cup of coffee in one hand and a magazine in the other. I think of people who could be helpful to find Slendy. We need a few people, they have to be strong in case we encounter Zalgo or an aggressive fake Slendy. I could send Trendy to go find him, accompanied by Puppeteer for backup in case someone needs to be held back, Smile Dog for sniffing people out, but I need someone for offense...Trendy and Puppeteer would be distracted with holding the enemy back, but eventually the enemy would break free. Maybe...Jason the Toymaker? He's probably busy in his workshop, Candy Pop is also an option. Or LJ....what about Toby?

Wait...where is Toby? He sleeps a bit later than everyone else, but normally he would be up by now. "Has anyone seen Toby?"

Grinny pokes his head out from under the couch. "I saw him jump out his window. He followed Masky and LJ."

"Masky and LJ?! When did they leave?!" How have I not noticed?

"A while ago, after you read the letter from A. Masky ran and LJ followed, Slendy disappears, and then goes Toby."

"Ugh! This is so much worse than I thought! Now we need to send people to look for them too!" I rest my hand on my forehead and start re-thinking the plan. Suddenly I feel arms wrap around my waist, and a chin on my shoulder. Offendy.

"You seem stressed. How about I take over? You can go watch tv with Ben, relax." His voice is soothing but it feels creepy.

"Thank you for the offer, but I can't do that. Slendy trusts me to take charge when he's gone, I can't just neglect my work." I grab his arms trying to free myself, but he hugs me closer.

"I understand. But it's not wrong for you to need help."

"Okay...I guess, you can help." He lets me go, giving me a quick kiss on the cheek. A nice gesture, but it doesn't feel so nice coming from someone who's known for forcing people to be his sex slaves. Although, he is my brother, he wouldn't harm me.

We both sit down. "First, write down who's missing." He follows the order, grabbing the paper. He writes 'Brian, Tim, Slendy, and Toby.' "So let's say each person gets a group of four to look for them. I'd send a Slender brother for each group, but who would watch the house? Ben needs a lot of attention.." Offendy grabs my hand and starts rubbing circles on it with his thumb.

"Well first, let's figure out a group for each person, then choose the most responsible person out of whoever's left."

"Alright, so...You will lead the group for Slendy, I'll lead the group for Masky, Tsundereman will lead the group for Brian, and Trendy will lead for Toby." He writes it all down.

"So the Slender brothers are in charge, and they will hold back anyone who attacks with their tentacles. They're defense. Meanwhile, while the enemy is held as still as possible, two people will attack. Let's figure out offense."

"Okay...offense people will be Laughing Jill, Candy Pop, Jeff, Jane, Jason, Bloody Painter, KageKao, and Liu."

"Okay, now should I just write two random names from those for each group..?"

"No, let's do...Jeff and KageKao for Masky, Jane and Laughing Jill for Toby, Candy Pop and Jason for Slendy, and that leaves Liu and Bloody Painter for Brian." Offendy writes that down.

"Now we need one last person to keep watch for each group."

"Smile Dog for Toby, Grinny for Slendy, The Observer for Masky, and Zero for Brian." He hands me the paper to read over, meanwhile I can feel him staring at me.

Brian - Tsundereman, Liu, Bloody Painter, and Zero

Tim - Splendorman, Jeff, KageKao, and The Observer

Slendy - Offenderman, Candy Pop, Jason the Toymaker, and Grinny

Toby - Trenderman, Jane, Laughing Jill, and Smile Dog

These are our groups, I feel a bit better now that we at least have a bit of a plan. Offendy has helped me out a lot today. Normally he stays in his room all day and goes to look for a new hookup during the evening. I don't know what made him suddenly want to come out and help me, but I'm happy he did.

"We still need to figure out who will be in charge." Ah, right. Let's see...

"Lulu. She'll be in charge." Someone knocks at the door. Offendy gets up before I can even think to.

"I got it. It's probably the pizza." Pizza..? I totally forgot! I go to grab some money but Offendy pushes me back down. "I'll pay. You just sit here and don't worry about a thing." Offendy's being...too nice today...I feel like I don't deserve his sudden acts of kindness. I'm supposed to be the one making people happy and less stressed...if I can't do that then what do I even breathe for?!

"Nuh uh, you've done a lot for me today. I thank you so much, but I'm paying." I get up again.

"No you're not. Sit." He uses his tentacles to hold me down in my seat.

"Hey! This isn't fair!" I pull him back with my tentacles.

"Well if you don't let me go who's gonna get the pizza?"

"I am!"

"How can you? I'm not letting go." I use a tentacle to grab my wallet and take some money, then I open the door with my tentacles. Offendy just stares, he doesn't try to stop me. The pizza guy screams, throws the boxes on the ground, and runs off.

"Oh..." Damn. That was all pointless.

"Well what did you expect to happen?" Offendy lets go, and so do I. He grabs the six boxes and sets them on the table. Ben practically flies over at the speed of light.

"yEET!" ...What does yeet mean? Is that a bad word?

Offendy gets him a plate, a few other people grab a few slices. I grab the paper and take it over to the couch. Ben has the movie paused. Offendy sits a little too close, and puts his arm around my waist.

"Is it okay?"

"Yup, looks great. Some of the people we need are eating, so we'll have to wait until they're done to round them up." I keep my eyes on the paper, trying to avoid looking at Offendy, who's staring for an uncomfortable amount of time. Most people are in the kitchen, either eating or chatting. Others are in their rooms. Nobody is here except us. I would prefer to have someone around.

I know Offendy wouldn't hurt me, but he's not afraid to hit on me, even though we're brothers. To him, no one is off limits. He keeps one arm around me while the other grabs my hand. At least he's not too bad, he clearly wants more, but he's respecting me by not going too far. We end up staying like that, cuddling and holding hands until everyone we need is done.

We round everyone up and explain to them what to do. Some of them, specifically Jason, Trendy, and Bloody Painter weren't happy to be interrupted during their hobbies, but they stayed silent. Offendy announces to the rest of the house that Lulu is in charge. Everyone gets in their groups, Offendy gives me a hug before he goes to his, and we set out to search.