Permanent Fusion?! Katsuku!

Can't Go Back

Izuku looked at katsuki as they new what was about to happen a trick they both learned years back from a mysterious figure
Izuku/katsuki: FU....SION......HA
They perfectly copied each other's movements and fused. A bright light covered the entire arena destroying the ground beneath the "Duo"
???: And I thought we had a shot at dying here
Shigaraki: and you are
???: I am neither Izuku nor katsuki I am. Katsuku!
Kirishima: What does he mean
Katsuku: I am the Fusion between katsuki and Izuku I thought you'd understand shit hair never mind that though....You
He pointed at shigaraki
Katsuku: we have a good tactic that this new body can use are you ready
Shigaraki: doesn't matter we can beat allmight nomu kill it
Katsuku: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAA...........
Katsuku: KAIOKEN
Nomu threw a punch at the red aurora fusion only for it to be caught
Katsuku: To weak
He twisted the hand making nomu screech in pain then kicked him into a wall
Katsuku: Tsk Tsk Tsk I'll say this once and only leave before you die!
Shigaraki: *scratch scratch* Nomu can't feel pain
Katsuku: but he can feel fear and that fear is pain
Shigaraki looked a bit scared
Shigaraki: kirogiri take us home we showed the world fragile allmight we're done
Kirogiri: yes shigaraki
Kirogiri teleported nomu and shigaraki away back to base
Katsuku: Well fuck me we're stuck like this fucking nerd/ explosos boy
( Katsuki was never really mean to Izuku so there on friends level)
Midnight: What happened here and who's this sexy man?!
Katsuku: Izuku and katsuki fused making us porn teacher
Midnight: Hmph
Nezu: Yes thank you for the explanation but is "this" permanent
Katsuku: yes indeed
1-A: WAIT WHAT
Katsuku: don't worry Izuku's niceness will make me more nice than bakugou but still kinda mean so im like that white people spice I'm not hot but for a weakling I'm spicy
( they are not saiyans in this there humans with saiyan knowledge unless yall want them to be half saiyans)
Ojiro: Umm okay?
Katsuku: I'm like not that mean mr tail
Ojiro:.......
Nezu: well everyone may leave and go home the bus is outside
Katsuku: actually this new body is a lot better I can do all the tricks I couldn't
Katsuku but his two fingers on his forehead
Katsuku: bye bye 👋
The fusion teleported to well they dont really know
In mind scape
Izuku: Crap Kachaan what do we tell our mothers
Katsuki: I don't know deku but whos first your mom or mine
Izuku: might as well get the beating out of the way aunt mitsuki I say
Katsuki: Okay let's go
Outside world
But when they teleported they didn't think of mitsuki no they thought of.........what just happened so they teleported behind nezu
Katsuku: why did we teleport here and not......
They were standing right behind the teachers while he was mumbling
Midnight: what the fu**
Blood king: yeah what the absolute fu**

Katsuku: Oh shit fuck I shouldn't be here-
Midnight: wait how come our swears are bleeped while he can
Author: dunno felt like it
Blood king: racist
Author: bitch shut yo white ass up your whiter than my ballsack biotch
1-A: DAMN BOI
Author: Casper the ghost lookin ass bloody white ass vampire whiter than Dracula lookin biotch
Midnight: he's destroying you blood king
Author: shut up thot biotch you probably begging my nigga katsuku be a thot beater so he could whip yo ass slut
Midnight:......
Author: na y'all I'm out I just ended this biotches and sluts careers

Don't question why I did that part I just thought it's dumb so why not put it in 👍