Permanent Fusion?! Katsuku!

Hey Mom Don't Freak Out!

*knock knock*
Katsuku: we got this it's just mo- mitsuki so be calm
Mitsuki:WHAT THATS BRAT DOING BEING THIS LA- And you are
Katsuku: the fusion of Izuku and katsuki hey mom I guess
Mitsuki: this this is.......FUCKING HILARIOUS IZUKU AND KATSUKI ALMOST TOTAL OPPOSITES HA
Katsuku: I'll take my leave
Mitsuki: No you don't the belts in my hand just wait another 10 minutes
Katsuku: Nigga No (vrrp)
They instant transmission away outside Izuku's house
Mind scape
Izuku: my moms gonna cry at this
Katsuki:cool atleast we don't get hit
Outside world
*knock knock*
Inko: C-c-coming
Katsuku: told ya so
Inko: H-Hello *sniff* Who are you
Katsuku: Okay Okay Don't freak out I'm Izuku and katsuki fused oka-
Inko: OH MY GOD WHATS HAPPENING MY BABY AND HIS BESTIE FUSED OH MY GOD WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN AND AND
Katsuku: chill mom/ aunt inko we'll fix that problem when we get to it
Inko just suddenly faints without warning
Katsuku: wait that wasn't a faint in shock WHOS THERE
???: hello there katsuku
Katsuku: Who are you
???: well we're you fathers
Katsuku: no kachaans dad is home right now
???: you think that scum is your real dad! Where's you pride the pride passed down the.......... a

Saiyan pride

Jk

Katsuku: are saiyan pride? Sounds dumb
???: DONT GET COCKY WITH ME BOY
???: vegeta chill
???: Shutup Kakarot
Katsuku: those are your names vegetables and carrot
Kakarot?: actually people call me goku and that's vegeta bakugous dad
Vegeta: *tch* just hurry up and tell them why where here
Goku: we're here to teach a bunch of stuff fighting techniques etc
Katsuku: What could your weak asses do probably couldn't beat nomu
Vegeta: brat can barely control kaioken and he thinks he can match to two ultra instinct gods
(Vegeta And goku where both in UI during this)
Katsuku: ultra instinct sounds like crap
Vegeta: try punch me with all you got
Katsuku: you asked for it old man
Katsuku threw his hardest punch but vegeta disappeared and the fierce made a hole in the wall
Vegeta: wooow I overestimated you boy
Katsuku: KAIOKEN PUNCH
Katsuku threw another punch for it to be counters with a punch in the gut
Vegeta: WEAK
Katsuku: HAAAAAAA-
Goku: chippy chop Okay vegeta let's take him to beerus planet
Vegeta: tch fine

Fin that was quite short I know hope y'all liked it seeya👍