“can’t you just be more cautious?”
“that’s funny of you to say that considering you just fucked me without a condom. you’re speeding up my death rate.”
“how?”
“i could get an std, luke!”
YOU ARE READING
i'd spend all nine lives with you, irw. + hem.
Fanfiction❝i can’t drink.” “and why’s that?” “i’m a fucking feline.”
