Comandercat: *in cave*
Not this again.
~Ceaderstripe
Police: *searching for Comandercat*
Spykitten: *eating noodles*
Cats all over the world: *being cool*
Comandercat's cat Smokey: *wide mouth meowing*
Comandercat: THEY WILL NEVER FIND ME IF I SCREAM TURTLE AND RUN AWAY!! *leaves cave*
Police officer1: *looks at her* is that the one we're looking for?
Comandercat: TURTLE! *Sprints away*
Police officer2: what the- she grew a beard.... But how....?
Comandercat: *tuns into store to buy a razor then runs back out*
Spykitten: *watching news*
News: a girl, seeming to be in her early teens, has grown a beard and has been hiding from the law for a year in a cave in a dormant volcano.
Spykitten: *chokes on a noodle* COMANDERCAT!?!?!?
Comandercat: *runs to her old house to quickly shave* now where do I go next?
Oh! Oh! Oh! I know where! I know where!
~Ceaderstripe
Comandercat: *starts running to the nearest Coffee stand* Coffee, strong, need, please.
Spykitten: *starts searching town for Comandercat* gotta find herrrrrr
Comandercat: *drinks whole coffee in one sip* time to gooooooooo *jumps and lands in a tree* lesssss goooooo *jumps from tree to tree*
Spykitten: *stops at coffee stand* have you seen this girl? *shows old picture of Comandercat*
Coffee stand person: just a few moments ago, yeah.
Spykitten: where'd she go?
Coffee stand person: *points to tree*
Comandercat: TURTLE!
Spykitten: Comandercat is that you!?
Comandercat:
Spykitten: hello!?
Comandercat:
Spykitten: I'm coming up!!
Comandercat: *tree jumps all the way to a different state*
Spykitten: *climbing tree* what was in that coffee?
Comandercat: *goes to nearest fountain to scuba dive in* TURTLE!
Spykitten: *climbs down tree* well. *takes train to where Comandercat is*
Comandercat: THIS IS MY MONEY AND I'M NOT SHARING!!!!
Spykitten: Comandercat, I just want to take you home...
Comandercat: I HAVE NO HOME, ONLY A NEED TO RUN FROM THE LAW!
Spykitten: what kind of plants have you been eating?
Comandercat: the bear kind.
Spykitten: WHAT THE- HOW?????
Comandercat: if you try hard enough, anything is possible. *jumps and somehow fly's into space in harmed*
Spykitten: you need to stop.
Comandercat: you're not my mom.
Spykitten: calm down.
Comandercat: I AM NYAN CAT!! *straps pop tart to body and farts rainbows as she fly's through the sky*
Spykitten: seek help. Brb I need more noodles. *gets noodles* anyways, I thought you were giving me a b-day gift or something.
Comandercat: *comes back to earth* YES. I have spent a whole year making, searching, and collecting your gifts. I hope you are pleased with them.
Spykitten: let's get this over with.
Comandercat: *sets down 3 gifts wrapped in leaves and clay* my resources were limited.
Spykitten: *begins unwrapping gifts* why-? What is this? *points to oddly shaped gift*
Comandercat: *looking at Spykitten like a little kid looking at their hero* its a cat sculpture I made out of the wanted posters that the police made to find me.
Spykitten: *steps backwards* alrighty. *starts unwrapping next gift* wha-??
Comandercat: its two squid skeletons I made into the shape of a cat hugging a squirrel.
Spykitten: *nods* sure it is.... *
Find out what the rest of the story is next year!!
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Spykitten's Birthday Spoof Book!!!
ComédieIn this book are a whole bunch of spoofs dedicated to my cousin Spykitten (@Cat_lover321) in honour (however you spell that) of her birthday!!! Her birthday is October 8th, so wish her a happy one in the comments! I hope you all enjoy this!!!!!!!!
