Not Easy Being Me

Not Easy Being Me: part 18

Wilford and Ed were walking down the halls, both discussing future ideas for videos, also sneaking in a couple of jokes every now and then. Well, it was only Ed sneaking the jokes, laughing up a storm. Wilford himself wanted to laugh but he couldn't break character so he would only grin, however, there were times he couldn't hold it so he gave a small chuckle.

"Well, I'll be Darn." Ed grinned, looking at the now dark ego. "Boss I believe this is the first time I've ever heard you laugh."

"Truly?" Wilford questioned, placing his hands behind his back as they strolled.

"Must be a good day for ya." Ed grinned looking ahead.

"Perhaps it is." Wilford sighed looking down the hall. "Well, I do like the idea of-."

"COWABUNGA!" 

Both of the egos jumped upon hearing the loud voice, along with the sound of crashing. They both blinked, looking at each other before heading down the ball making it to the living room where the staircase was held, only to freeze upon what they saw. 

Bim had his back turned to Wilford and Ed, with the Jims right next to him, watching as Bing slid down the steps with a surfboard. 

"WOOHOO!" Bing shouted happily as head contact with the floor, sliding to a stop. "Your turn Wil surfs up!"

Wilford couldn't help but smile. He loved doing these sorts of things with Bing and the others. He was about to step forward when he froze, seeing who was on top of the steps. 

"Here I come!" 'Wilford' grinned as he sat the surfboard down on the step and started to slide down. 

"D-Dark?" Wilford whispered, slightly stunned, watching as Dark surfed down the steps.

"INCOMING!" He shouted, watching as he was heading right for Bing. 

Bing turned with a smile but it dropped upon seeing 'Wilford' coming toward him. "Uh oh." was all he could say when the pink ego rammed right into him.

Wilford gasped watching as they rammed right into the wall, causing a big dent in it. 

"Guys!" Bim gasped, watching as Dr. Iplier sprung into action heading for them. "Are you o-." he froze slowly turning to Wilford, staring at him in fear. "k-k-kay?"

Wilford cast his eyes to Bing and Wilford, who were laughing about what just occurred, causing Dr. Iplier to roll his eyes. "Uh um... Wil!" Wilford snapped, watching as the rest of the egos turned to him. He was trying to act like Dark. "What is the meaning of this?!" he asked, looking at him with questionable eyes, wondering why Dark's acting like this.

"Oh look edge lord's here to ruin the fun." 'Wilford' joked as he got up with a grunt, chuckling still but the others were quiet, casting their eyes to the ground.

"Fun? Uh, there's a damn hole in the wall!" Wilford walked closer to him, looking at the others making sure they weren't listening. "What's gotten into you Da-?"

"Oh come on lighten up Darky." 'Wilford' chuckled, patting his shoulder.

Wilford froze, finally realizing what was happening. It wasn't Dark at the moment. "Shit," he whispered trying to think of something. "Dar- Wilford this... This kind of behavior is unacceptable! You know I have to pay for that damn wall."

"I mean one broken wall is not the end of the world, besides its good to live in madness every once and a while."

Wilford looked at the ground, trying to think of a way to get Dark away from the others. "You six, leave now while I talk to Wilford. Ed sorry to cut this short but I have to deal with this."

"It's okay boss I understand-."

"Ah, Eddy the suck up. Just give it up baby trafficker." 'Wilford' rolled his eyes crossing his hands, not noticing how Ed flinched. 

However, the real Wilford did notice, causing his grey features to soften before staring at the formal Dark with a scowl. "You leave him be! Now all of you leave while I talk to-."

"Talk? Yeah, we have seen your way of talking Dark." Dr. Iplier interrupted, putting a hand on The pink egos shoulder. "Snapping and calling Wilford names isn't talking.  And slamming Bim into the wall isn't okay either  That's not how you treat people, your people."

Wilford's heart hurt, turning to Bim, who cast his eyes to the ground, sweat falling from his head out of nervousness. But he needed to keep up the act no matter how painful. He formed a scowl. "I will n-not say again, leave now and put up th-those damn surfboards up!"

"Always the buzz kill." 'Wilford' huffed, crossing his arms.

Wilford froze, staring at 'Wilford' as a real genuine scowl formed on his face as he clenched his fists, his aura beginning to flare as he growled. "Wil... In my office... Now!"