ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ? | ᴍᴀʀᴋʜʏᴜᴄᴋ

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Idiot: so

Me: what.

Idiot: something amazing
happened to me today

Me: something horrible
happened to me today

Idiot: okay, you can talk
about it, after me tho

Me: whatever, go on

Idiot: so I followed your advice
and spoke to Donghyuck

Me: I told you not to talk to him

Idiot: no, you told me to talk to him

Idiot: anyways

Idiot: so I went to him and
started asking him random things.
At first he looked really
uncomfortable and then just
got more casual

Me: you sure?

Idiot: yeah! And like, we spoke
for like an entire hour in lesson,
and then lunch came so he had to go.
He seemed like a really cool dude, so I understand why you'd like him. I approve.

Me: again, I don't like him.
Also, even if I did like someone,
why would I need your approval?

Idiot:, because I'm now your guardian

Me: what

Idiot: idk. AnyWAYS, you were
going to say something???

Me: oh yeah. In school today, some guy came up to me and tried to force a conversation for a whole hour. He even tried to tag along with me for lunch, but I successfully escaped.

Idiot: oh damn, seems like you
went through the opposite of
what I went through

Me: yes

Idiot: by the way

Me: ??

Idiot: do you think it's weird that Donghyuck refused to give me his number

Me: maybe he didn't want to
be your friend, he doesn't
really like 'popular guys'

Idiot: so you admit that I'm popular

Me: shutup

Idiot: hahahahha caught you

Idiot: AyE I gtg bYee

Me: bye.