BBQ(Jungkook FF)

One

"So I'm sitting there...barbecue sauce on the titties then all of a sudden Cardi B grabs me by my one hair follicle and flings me into a book shelf.I almost died but, Shawn Mendes saves me by pouring holy water on me. And Dylan Wang pulls out a gun and shots God and becomes the new God. And then-" "ok Y/n that's a horrible story but we should get ready for bed"Said Namjoon.
"Ok goodnight people" I Said kinda tiredly."goodnight Y/n"is all that was heard before I went up the steps. I put on some comfortable clothes and got in bed and fell into dreamland.

*What I wore to sleep⬆️*

*my room⬆️*
ℕ𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Y/N!!! WAKE UP THERES A FIRE!!"
"AAHHH WHERE!!OPPA LETS GO!!!"I Said scared asf. "Finally your up there is no fire now go get dressed." "IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU TAEHYUNG!!!"I shouted at him because he had the nerve to disrupt my sleep. "LANGUAGE Y/N."Jin oppa ahouted from the kitchen. "Aish get out so I can get dressed
45 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝘂𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿

*hair,makeup,and outfit⬆️*

*these glasses because your shister blind⬆️pretend there prescription*
"Y/n-ah come eat before your late for your first day!" "Coming Jin oppa!!" I Said as I ran down the steps and into a chair. "Hurry and eat so you can get away" Jin said collecting the other dishes.
5 minutes later

"Ok bye I'm leaving tell taehyung oppa I will kill him."I Said heading to my car and driving off to school.
2 minutes later
I pull up to school singing"BABY SHOW ME THAT SHIT SHOW ME LOVE SHOW ME SHOW ME LOVE SHOW ME THAT SHIT SHOW ME SHOW ME LOVE WOBBLE ON A DICK WOBBLE UP WOBBLE WOBBLE UP"everyone was staring when I parked...they never heard someone sing? After I got out there were several cat calls
Boy1:damnnnn mami gimme that ass
Boy2: aye stfu thats my girl
Boy1: not a chance
??:aye dickheads stop staring at my sister
I stopped in my tracks...that voice...he must die. "TAEHYUNG" I shouted "oh know I'm dead..catch ya later"he said as he ran. "HEY ASSHOLE GET BACK HERE." I Said as I chased him around into a class room..specifically my first class. "Your welcome gotta go kill me at home." Then he left I'm assuming to his class. I walked to the back and sat down then I heard
"Can you move someone dits beside this sit and I need to sit here so move now." Looked up to see a girl around my age,face packed with makeup, and barely any clothing. I replied "I don't see your name on the seat therefore I'm not moving..bye bye" I Said as I waved good-bye.
"But I need to-"
"OMG JIMIN OPPA."
"SUGA OPPA MARRY ME"
"NAMJOON OPPA I LOVE YOU"
"AAAAH HOBI OPPA LET ME TOUCH YOUR DICK" was all that was heard in the classroom along with other inappropriate words. I walked up to them"hey oppa's you guys didn't tell me you were famous"I said glaring at taehyung. "Sorry y/n-ah"Said Namjoon apologetically. "Yo Hyungs who's the chick"the shirt one with blonde hair said. "Ah jimin-ah stay away from my sister cus she will kill you if you play with her." Said Jin guarding me. "Wait..play? You guys play with hearts?....run"I said angrily. They ran for there life's down the hallway with the cold looking dude and the happy looking dude chasing them"assholes" I Said as I walked back to my seat.

*5 minutes later*
"Hi class I'm Mr. Choi and I'll be your teacher"said a man that looks around his late 30's with raven colored hair. "We have a new student. Please come to the front of the class and introduce yourself." I walked up to the front and said"hi my name is Kim y/n don't fuck with me or I'll chop your dick off."
Boy1: "y/n do you have a boyfriend?"
"No I don't and I don't like you..you look like shrek" "HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"was all that was heard from the room. "Ok y/n go sit beside jungkook." Said my teacher getting out his papers not looking at me. "But I already had a seat." "I Said go sit by jungkook. Jungkook raise your hand." And hot brown haired male raised his hand. I could have some fun with this..I thought as I smirked to my new seat and sat down.
2 minutes later
"Psst""psst y/n" I looked beside me to see jungkook whispering to me. "What" I Said trying to focus on the teacher. "Hi lil mama I'm jungkook"he said winking. "Ok and I care why?"i said writing down notes. "Because I'm hot and your cute." He said thinking it was obviously. "Oh i don't ca-
BRRRINGGGGGG(whatver sounds a bell makes)
"Ooo would u look at the time I gotta go to dance class bye!" I Said walking out of class
——TO BE CONTINUED ——
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