Fragile Kisses [KakaObi/ObiKaka smut book]

When You Get Horny At McDonalds At 3:00 am [KakaObi]

Side Note: you'll understand why I chose the picture above once you read the whole chapter XD

"Bust down Thotiana, bust down. I wanna see you bust down. Pick it up now break that shit down...break it down." An irritated Kakashi then leaned over from the steering wheel and shut the radio off. "Hey! I was bopping to that song!" Obito huffed angrily in reply as he crossed his arms and glared at Kakashi. 

"Obito, that song literally played 5 times at the club. I'm tired of hearing it."

"Well what do you expect? I'm a stripper for god's sake." The Uchiha then smiled smugly and poked his boyfriend's cheek. "Oh come on, you know you can't stay angry at me for more than 5 seconds." 

"Ok fine you're right...besides those bunny ears look way too cute on you." Kakashi replied with a smirk as he took his eyes off the road for a mere second to get another look at his dorky boyfriend's pink bunny ears.

"I know right, they're just so adorable. They were a perfect addition to my play boy bunny lingerie."

"You're outfit is really sexy, it was literally fucking impossible not to get a boner at the club every time I saw you. I have one question to ask, why did you go with pink bunny ears and pink lingerie?" 

"Because pink is my favorite color." 

"I thought black was your favorite color because you want to be emo like your cousin Sasuke." 

"Well black is my other favorite color, but I rarely wear pink. Plus what only matters is that me shaking my ass turns you on." Kakashi's face turns a deep red at his boyfriend's reply. He then bites his lower lip and rests his hand on Obito's thigh. 

"Ok you have a point...anyway can you put a damn shirt or sweatshirt over your fucking tits, I can't fucking drive because they're distracting me. Plus you're making me horny again." A smirk appears on Obito's face as he tries to hide his amusement. 

"Hehe my tits are distracting you...I guess I'll put one of your sweatshirts over my lingerie...but...if you're horny again we can go for round two..."

"Jesus Obito is there ever a time when you aren't horny? And yes, please put a fucking sweatshirt on, but god damn you literally steal all of my fucking sweatshirts."

"What can I say I'm a bottom. And all bottoms love to steal their lover's sweatshirts. Also can we PLEASE stop at McDonalds I haven't been there in forever and I want to get high on chicken nuggets and ice cream." Kakashi sighs and rubs his forehead.

"It's fucking 3:00 am Obito, and I'm really tired..." 

"Awww please Kakashi, can we pretty please stop at McDonalds." The dorky Uchiha whimpers as he gives Kakashi the most adorable puppy eyes hoping that he will give in and take him to McDonalds. 

"Fuck stop looking at me like that." Kakashi groaned as he tried not to give in to Obito's begging. Ugh, why did Obito have to be so cute? It made it impossible for Kakashi to say no to him. "Ok fine I'll take you to McDonalds, but first you have to put a sweatshirt on and you better be on your best behavior." Obito squealed in delight and hugged Kakashi awkwardly since they were driving in the car.