komaeda date (interactive story)

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you said howdy to the boye.

the boye tips his cowboy hat. "ye's name is nagito komaeda. the folks in the yeets of the south alabama call me the ultimate lucky fellow."

you ask "why is that lad?"

he looks down, takin' a ciggy (lowkey a vape pen but shut the fuck up) and places it in his mouth. you see the smoke come out as he exhaled that nasty ass air. "thats a secret, pardner."

boo hoo...... secrets suck

he adds on, "but i can do this" he snaps his fingers, and no, he doesnt have the infinity gauntlet dont even fucking ask

next thing you know, youre at a farm.

chief komaeda speaks again, "i discovered this awhile ago, i thot it would be interestin' to use on a blindn' date. so now, pal, where ya wanna go? we got this whole plot o land for ourselves."

where do you go?

- go to the horsies!!!! (yeehaw to 8)

- barn!!! (giddy up to 9)

- fuck animals meet the plants (gallop to 10)