*the next morning*
✨Kevin✨: OOOH! The tea! It's been too long, it needs to be SPILT!
Maggot: fine Kev, what do you want to spill
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: he wanted to spill since last night Archie, it's like trying to hold in your pee. Cheryl, I wanted to hear the tea last night
CherylBombshell🍒: jeez Josie, you're acting like this is a serious issue
✨Kevin✨: THIS IS SERIOUS! MY BUGHEAD INSTA GOT 66 FOLLOWERS SINCE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs.JonesCooper: Kevin, we love you but... why are you so obsessed with me and Juggy??
Mr.CooperJones: because you're adorable 😉😉❤️❤️😘😘🥰🥰😍😍
✨Kevin✨: YASSSSS!!! THIS IS WHY! YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER AND MY TINY GAY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!!
Mrs.JonesCooper: Juggy, meet me at Pop's in five minutes please... ❤️
Maggot: there is no ship cuter than Bughead.
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: duh 🙄
Mr.CooperJones: I'm already there...
Mrs.JonesCooper: come inside 😘😘
Mr.CooperJones: ok 😊😊
✨Kevin✨: I'm calling Pop Tate! I hid a camera in there and I'm gonna ask him to turn it on!
*✨Kevin✨ has logged off*
Mrs.JonesCooper: we're going to switch to our private chat.
*Mrs.JonesCooper has logged off*
*Mr.CooperJones has logged off*
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Private chat between Betty and Jughead
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❤️Betty❤️: ok, come into the bathroom but first, turn Kev's camera off
❤️Juggy❤️: it's already off, I don't think Pop would want that footage of us
❤️Betty❤️: lol, I wonder what he's going to tell Kevin
❤️Juggy❤️: I don't think Kevin will be too upset he has more footage of us
❤️Betty❤️: What?? How??
❤️Juggy❤️: he makes an excellent stalker🤦🏽♂️
❤️Betty❤️: we're getting sidetracked, come in here ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Regular groupchat
————————————————————TTtheTerrific: we need more cuteness.
CherylBombshell🍒: ikr? Babe, you can come over and watch Celebrities with me, there are many cute couples.
TTtheTerrific: already there, just pulled up lol
Maggot: do I not get anyone?
❄️Veronica❄️💋: karma's a b*tch
Maggot: WHAT'D I DO?
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: more like who lol
Reggie: spill
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: oh, I just felt like that joke needed to be made, idk if Archie's slept with anyone
Reggie: just GrInDy GrUnDy
Maggot: you mean Ms. Grundy?
Reggie: her name is GrInDy GrUnDy now
❄️Veronica❄️💋: that snake
❄️Veronica❄️💋: sorry Jughead, I mean b*tch
*Maggot changes their name to GrindyGrundy'sBoyfriend*
GrindyGrundy'sBoyfriend: *SIPS TEA*
❄️Veronica❄️💋: *YEETS TEA*
Reggie: lol
Reggie: everyone changed their name in here but me, I can't think of any nicknames
*✨Kevin✨ has re-entered the chat*
✨Kevin✨: never fear, The Almighty Kevin is here! I can help with the nickname situation.
*✨Kevin✨ changes Reggie's name to BugheadFan#2*
BugheadFan#2: who's number one?
✨Kevin✨: Moi! (Moi means "me" in French)
BugheadFan#2: I'll just stick with Reggie. Maybe Reg?
❄️Veronica❄️💋: Reg rhymes with hedge but hedge isn't a name, so how about your nickname be Hedgehog?
Reggie: that is the stupidest and most genious thing you've ever said
*Reggie changes their name to Hedgehog*
Hedgehog: 🦔
TTtheTerrific: I'm confused
