✨Kevin✨: YOU LIKE NEW YORK CITY IN THE DAY TIME
Mr.CooperJones: oh god no
✨Kevin✨: I LIKE NEW YORK CITY IN THE NIGHT TIME
❄️Veronica❄️💋: you have to admit it though, he's like the best singer at our school. Do you not remember Carrie and Heathers?
🍒CherylBombshell🍒: of course we remember Heathers. Toni was totally invading my territory
✨Kevin✨: 🍵
TTtheTerrific: you were the one who was being a complete bitch about it. Just because we were broken up didn't mean you had to go all Cheryl on me!
✨Kevin✨: 🍵☂🍵☂️🍵☂️🍵☂️ ☔️
Mrs.JonesCooper: can we plz talk about something else?
🍒CherylBombshell🍒: Wdym "go all Cheryl" on you???
TTtheTerrific: you know exactly what I mean. You get all defensive and vengeful. And then you made everyone uncomfortable— especially Kevin because he had to watch— when you lifted your skirt and started grinding on me.
🍒CherylBombshell🍒: you have to admit though, you wanted me..
TTtheTerrific: ok, yeah I did, love you ❤️❤️
✨Kevin✨: can I just say something?
🍒CherylBombshell🍒: go ahead..?
✨Kevin✨: it takes a lot of skill to go from roasting someone to saying I love you to them in a span of less than five minutes. Unless you're Bughead, they're just too cute to stay mad at each other.
Maggot:Maggot: your daily dose of Bughead
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: what about Choni??
Maggot: really cute, but on a scale of 1-10 Choni would be a 3 and Bughead would an 80.
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: I declare war
Maggot: first, we need rules. No double texting. No trash or smack talk coming from either contestant, but the ships can fight is they wish.
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤: deal.
Maggot: oh, we also need a referee.
✨Kevin✨: I've handled these types of things before, I got you. You're in good hands.
✨Kevin✨: Ok, 3 rounds, you alternate going first, no buttering up the judge and Josephine McCoy will start us off. On the count of three, PLAY YOUR BEST GIF!!
✨Kevin✨: One...
✨Kevin✨: Two...
Mrs.JonesCooper: oh for the love of god, three!
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤:✨Kevin✨: Josephine dealt a great GIF, let's see if Archibald can beat her!
Maggot:Mrs.JonesCooper: ugh, my hair's a mess in that one, Choni should win
Mr.CooperJones: You look gorgeous babe, Choni can suck it ❤️❤️
✨Kevin✨: We will be back after a short break, my eyes just started sweating.
3 minutes later
✨Kevin✨: Congratulations to Bughead for winning Round 1 of three! 🥳
✨Kevin✨: Archie, it's your turn again!
Maggot:✨Kevin✨: That is a fantastic GIF! Josie, what do you got?
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤:✨Kevin✨: OMG THE PRESSURE I GETTING TO ME AAAAAUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IT'S A TIE NEXT ROUND!!!
✨QueenJosieTheSingKitty✨😻🎤:✨Kevin✨: This is going to be a tough one to beat, Archie are you ready??
Maggot:✨Kevin✨: I think I have to get this eye sweat thing checked out by a doctor. I'll be back in a few.
✨Kevin✨: The results are in annnd....
✨Kevin✨: The Best Ship is....
✨Kevin✨:🎉BUGHEAD🎉!!!
✨Kevin✨: The happy couple has won a couple's massage and bragging rights, enjoy! Archie, the bragging rights are also yours.
Mrs.JonesCooper: I didn't know we got prizes!!!!
Mr.CooperJones: My treat
Mrs.JonesCooper: You set this up? Aww, Juggy, you're the best boyfriend ever! I love you ❤️❤️
Mr.CooperJones: why are you texting me when you can come over here and kiss me?
🍒CherylBombshell🍒: JOSEPHIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!