Bunny Boy~

Funeral

"Please do NOT kill anyone today Y/N."
Unnie warns me with worry in her eyes.

We are currently on our way to the Bighit Entertainment building.
"Shit man I really have to shit." I whine while trying to soothe my tummy as if I'm pregnant.
"Yeah? Well. That's what's expected when one eats a can of beans." Unnie shakes her head as we wait for the green light.
This morning I was reminded of the beans and Cars meme that I just had to live it.
Turns out Cars wasn't as good as I remember.
Actually. Neither were the beans.

"I seriously don't know how our parents went wrong with you." She parks in the employer parking lot and we head in.
"Oh please. Life would be dreadfully boring without me and you know it. " I roll my eyes as she leads the way to a room with glass as walls.
All of the boys waiting for us to season.
Okay that's weird.
Let's pretend we didn't think that.

I clear my throat before sitting across from them.
I made sure to look somewhat professional.

"So. Who needs to learn a lesson?" I say with a smooth voice and a red lip stained smirk as I lean forward resting my chin on my palm with red nails to match.

~Time Skipeu~

Finally after having a debate on seafood with Namjoon in English. Which was uncalled for.
Namjoon let's the youngest one in for his turn.

I watch him in the corner of my eye slowly trot to sit in front of my temporary desk.
Pretending to be watching my oh so amazing nails as I tap them against the table.

As he finally sits down I look up to meet his eyes already on me.
"Ready?" I ask with a raised brow.
He just nods and looks away.
For some reason it ticks me but I'll let it slide.
Okay...

~More Time Skipeu~
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I can't believe this.
...
He-
How can he be so adorable????!
Every time Jungkook gets confused he tilts his head and tries to copy the pronunciation of the words with his voice a few pitches higher than normal.
And it's so fucking adorable I can't help but chuckle.
"Don't laugh at me. I'm trying my best."
He gives me what I assume is supposed to be a cold stare but just looks like he's pouting.
"Sorry. Sorry." I say with my hands up in surrender.
"You just look so cute." I say trying my best to hold in the smile that's managed to show a bit.
His ears get a bit pink as someone enters the room.

"Hey! You guys have been studying too long. Let's eat!" Jimin whines while swinging his arms around Jungkook's shoulders from behind.
"Yeah I agree. I'm starving." I say realising the uncomfortable feeling in the back of my throat.
(That's what she said)
"O-Okay." Jungkook lets out as we all stand up and head out to the lounge area.

~Time Skipeu~

Apparently I'm supposed to be nicer to people these days and the first person I had to get along with was Jungkook.
They pushed Jungkook and I to sit next to each other on the booth at the restaurant I chose. I love the Bibimbap here.
For some reason the rat hasn't been arguing with me all day and for some reason it bums me out.
So it is now my mission to piss him off 😏

Every time he tries to use his chopsticks I "accidentally" hit his arm with my elbow.
I can tell he's getting a little irritated but he doesn't do anything to stop me.
He reaches for his water and I pretend to get in a more comfortable sitting position and nudge him hardly.
He starts choking and I can't help but laugh and he stares at me coldly while the others ask if he's okay.
"Yah! You did that on purpose!" He says while pointing at me aggressively.
"What? Why would you say that?" I ask while pouting my lips and acting innocent.
He sits back and sticks his tongue in his cheek and then clenches his jaw.
One more move and he'll be soooo mad. I'm smiling so hard internally trying to think of the final tick.
Everyone continues to eat again and chatter.
The rest of the time I slowly inch myself closer to him and he moves over a bit to get the space back.
Finally I look over to see how much space is left and see how close he is to the edge.

😈
Lesh gettit

I pretend to sneeze and move my body dramatically.
Jungkook ends up on the floor.
"PfffFFFFFFF"
I lose it and laugh my ass off while pointing at his face.
He stands up and pulls me by the arm painfully so I lose my smile and get pissed.
"Yah! That hurts!"
He starts pulling me towards the bathroom area and my eyes widen.
Holy fuck he's gonna kill me!!