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origin of YOOT YOOT BOOTY

So this is the story of how YOOT YOOT BOOTY became my motto........

So

I have a friend

she is sexy

or try to be ( i'm trying to get this out of my system.)

and her legs are EVERYWHERE and her skirt id flapped open, it is a miracle that nobody noticed YET.

And I hate it

I do not like it

I DESPISE IT

So examples of that annoying habit is when i am reading, she sticks her butt up and talk like she's queen ( in her dreams) 

Ok everyone, let's call her KittyKatKat ( KKK) ............

so KKK is that kind of girl, the bad type, oh dear, i hope you are not reading this on you're phone while eating

her foot is always in my line of sight, and that is not something i love or like

so i smack her foot, bye bye foot. but there will always be another problem with that girl.

her booty is sticked up

i know there may be other worse things like:

the guy with the unbuttoned collar

or......

the ship of 2 blind lovers

and......

the secret source

along with.......

the dirt secret of the nose picking

by the way there is also......

the dirty mind of KittyKATKAT

there is.........

the insect oh nos

also......

thy the thighs

but i keep seeing booties

i assure you

i am not on my period

no no no

NON

and so yoot yoot BOOTY! came

whenever i see a booty it shall be yoot yoot BOOTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank u for listening