*Harry and Louis making out in Harry's room*
Harry's wife: Babe, maybe we can rent a movie and read Larry fan fics tonight if you're fr-
Larry: *gasps in horror*
Harry's wife: ... how could you Harry.
Louis: it's not what it looks like!
Harry's wife: how could you not invite me! this is pure fucking gold! pause, let me get the popcorn!
*Harry's wife running down the stairs in a rush*
Niall: what'd he say about the fan fics, i know it's a little pushy.. did you tell them it was my idea?
