Thomas: Fuck you, Hamilton!
Alexander: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
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Aaron: Why's Alex asleep on your shoulder?
Thomas: *Quietly* Shut up, this is sweet!
James: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.
Thomas: I changed my mind.
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Alex, introducing Thomas: This is my ex-boyfriend, Thomas Jefferson.
Thomas: I told you to stop calling me that!
Thomas: I'm his husband.
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Alex: Stocks and Bonds by day
Thomas: Stockings and Bondage by night
Washingdad:*hits both of you on the head* Not in my Christian home.
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John: Wait how do you know Thomas is great in bed?
Laf: We share an apartment and a wall.
John: So?
Alex: *Blushing brightly as realization hits him what Lafayette is talking about.*
Laf: So either Thomas is really good in bed or Alex sure as hell likes agreeing with him a lot and we all know that's a lie.
Alex: *Blushing brightly wanting to bury himself.*
Laf, Herc, and John: *All smirking and looking at him with wiggling eyebrows.*
Alex: Oh, Fuck you guys.
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Hamilton : Hey do you want-
Jefferson and Hamilton: Taco bell, jinx you owe me-
Hamilton: a soda
Jefferson: a kiss on the lips.
Hamilton:* Attempts to run out car door.*
Jefferson: *locks them* You're not going anywhere Alexander.
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James: Hey Thomas are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm on Friday?
Thomas: Yes, why?
James: What about you Alexander?
Alexander: Yes, I am
James: Great, because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!
Thomas: Did he just-
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Thomas: Why aren't you in a relationship, Hamilton?
Alex: Because I have a strict parent.
Thomas: Ah!
Alex: Why aren't you in a relationship, Jefferson?
Thomas: Because you've got a strict parent.
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Alex: Are you always this cocky?
Thomas: Only on Tuesdays. And when beautiful men are involved.
Alex: So you think I'm beautiful?
Thomas: Actually, it's Tuesday.
James: *Walking by and drinking coffee.* No, It's not it's Thursday.
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UH hai? not really a oneshot buuuut...u like? credit- Tumbler lmao sorry for the lack of chapters my artist block got exchanged for writers block so, fun! :) WANT SOME MORE JAMILTON INCORRECT QUOTES?!....yeah me neither haha...i'll just let myself out.
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