what the fuck (RusAme)

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{Okay so basically I made this because I was bored I guess (friend, I'm not saying you're boring >:( ) it's not gonna be good aight?. Also russia and Ukraine are twins because I don't fucking know anymore}

[Russias pov]

'-beep beəp bēęp bË-'

I hit the alarm clock and sighed loudly. I really just wanna stay home today, mostly because my friends aren't gonna be there for about  week. North Korea is staying at his grandmothers, but her sister south was still in town though. And China is out-of-town. And that school was hella fuckin' boring, all it does is waste your time with useless shit that won't even help you that much in the future. "Russ! You better not be sleeping or else!" My (twin) sister, Ukraine yelled. I tried dragging myself out of bed but failed. I feel face first onto the floor. I grunted and stood up. I lazily walked to my closet and chose a black hoodie and dark blue pants. I took my ushanka off my nightstand and walked out my bedroom. I slowly walked downstairs and saw Ukraine chasing after a very happy belarus running around with a very very sharp knife. She bumped into me and fell down, the knife fell down beside her. I picked up the knife and put it in one of the drawers. "Bel why did you run around with a Goddamn knife?? You could've gotten hurt or worse!" Ukraine snapped as she helped her stand up straight again. "You're always ruining the fun Ukraine!" Belarus whined as she ran up the stairs into her room. Ukraine sighed. We then heard a door opening upstairs and saw third reich, our step-dad, looking tired and a bit angry "what the fuck happend here?" He asked while he suppressed a yawn.
"Bel was running around with a knife and bumped into Russ" Ukraine said as she stuffed an apple into her mouth. "I'll have a word with her later. Also, where's Germany?" Third somewhat asked. "He went to school early today." Ukraine answered as she threw the eaten apple Into the trash. Germany was our Step brother, he's the same age as me and Ukraine. Ukraine then threw her backpack on and walked to the door and walked to school. I grabbed my backpack and walked with her.

[Time skip because I'm lazy]

'RInG'

It was finally the end of history class. But it was now math. Probably the worst class out of them all. Well, except Gym class, gym is the worst.

I walked into class and sat down in one of the seats in the back.
A few minutes pass as a steam of countries walk in. Finland walked in looking rather emotionless. Then came Philippines looking sorta proud and happy. Then came Greenland, he looked like he had seen some shit.
...and then came Estonia, his face lit up when  he saw Finland,  he speed walked to an empty seat beside Finland. Aaand then came iceland, she looked happy like always, she was carrying a pack of licorice. Greenlands face lit up as she took a seat next to him.

Everything was quiet until America, south korea, Japan, Poland, and Germany made a big entrance. South and Japan were at the front of the group, they were talking about their favorite otps. Then came Germany and Poland, Germany looked emotionless like always, and Poland looked a bit shocked but tried to hide it. Then came America. He looked confused on why everyone was looking at him funny. He sighed as he looked at the empty seat next to me and then turned his head to me. I realised that it was the only open seat was next to me. He speed walked towards the empty seat next to me. The class started shortly after that.

[Time skip again]

'rinG'

America kept looking at me in class, it was kinda weird but I brushed it off.

I picked up my backpack and walked out of class.
It was lunch time. I suddenly felt a tug on my sleeve. I turned around and saw Ukraine, she looked kinda embarrassed. "What do you want, Ukraine?" I asked. "Well can't talk here. Follow me" she said as she pulled my sleeve to the entrance of the school. Once we got there she looked kinda stressed. "What?" I asked again. She took a deep breath and sighed "look Russ. I need some help.. I uh like this boy.." She said looking kinda embarrassed. "Well who is that boy?" She sighed looking kinda guilty "...Canada.. y'know, Americas Brother?" 'Why him?' I thought. "Well I can't really help you. I'm sorry but I've never liked someone, I think no one has even liked me once-" I was cut off by Ukraine "Oh yes someone defiantly likes you!" Ukraine said, looking kinda smug. "Oh really who?" I asked "America, you idiot! Haven't you seen him mooning after you in class and at lunch?" She giggled
"Whoahh okay this took a turn. Well good luck I'm gonna go to lunch before its over. See ya." I walked to lunch and when I got there I realised there were no empty seats. Well one seat was empty and it was on Americas table. I quietly walked there with my lunch and sat down. They all looked at me funny for a second " Oh hey russia- as I was saying, Greenland is totally head over heals for iceland! Have you seen how he looks at her it's priceless!" Japan said, south nodded. Germany and Poland were talking to each other like they always do. I mean they are daiting. America just stated at me. It unsettled me. I swear I saw some pink appear on his cheeks. He then quickly looked away. Looking very embarrassed. After Some time of Japan and south korea talking about ships and some shows, and Poland and Germany talking about some weird foods that somehow exist and america looking like he wanted to die, the bell rang. I picked up my backpack and left to go to class.

{Mmmmm I really just want to fucking die right now.

Also-

Belarus is ten

And sovi (nazi and soviets child) is five. He'll maybe appear later hhhhhh}