This is an actual conversation I had with a friend and a kid who bullies me on & off.
Friend: {Plays game on tablet}
Bully: The red one goes under the bridge!!
Me: I'm going to break a bridge in a minute.
Bully: There's a dam over there.
Me: I was referring to the bridge of your nose.
Friend: {Died laughing}
Bully: Uhhh...Well, okay then.
