*From Jesus' perspective*"Sorry miss battleaxe you can't get married you're a nun" said the priest
" I AM GETTING MARRIED AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU HAIRY OLD MAN!!" Miss witch shouted in epic anger
"Yeah who do you think you are!" Sid said
" Okay well I guess you should marry yourselves then" (epic roast 😎🔥)
Miss battleaxe then started crying uncontrollably so to shut her up I (Jesus Christ) decided to be the priest and they got married.
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Let's just say I've booked them their own special place in hell.This is some quality editing right here
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Miss Battleaxe x Mr soggington fAnFiCtIoN
FanfictionSo for some reason this doesn't already exist so I decided to make it exist because my life really is that sad Just in case anyone didn't already realise, this is a joke