Wedding ft Jesus and emotionally unstable miss battleaxe

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*From Jesus' perspective*

"Sorry miss battleaxe you can't get married you're a nun" said the priest

" I AM GETTING MARRIED AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT YOU HAIRY OLD MAN!!" Miss witch shouted in epic anger

"Yeah who do you think you are!" Sid said

" Okay well I guess you should marry yourselves then" (epic roast 😎🔥)

Miss battleaxe then started crying uncontrollably so to shut her up I (Jesus Christ) decided to be the priest and they got married.
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Let's just say I've booked them their own special place in hell.




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