Jeff slam his head into the table, desperate
"bro gimme my mayonnaise"
His brother Liu frowned "but you hate mayo-"
"I DONT FREAKING FRAKITY SHIT CARE BRING ME MY MAYONNAISE"
"FINE"Liu throws the mayonnaise on the table and leaves
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"I want tooo dieeeeeeeeeee"jeff da kilahjhesjsja hated life and whined laying on the couch
Tim looked at him "You understand me!!"
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Slender man sat on his desk and sighed"Jeffrey why you act so-"
"BITCHY?YEAH I KNOW CUZ I LIKE IT" *flips the tables*
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"Oi toby i got a new pet"
"Okay?"
Jeff showed this
"Oh cute pet Jeff"
The end
I wrote this on drugs