April 8, 2018; Wrestlemania 34
*phone call*
Me: Hey baby.
Sasha: Hey Niki, are you already in New Orleans?
Me: Yeah, soon they're gonna start the show. You're watching the kickoff right?
Sasha: Yeah~, and I'll be waiting to see you live just as WWE has planned.
Me: Yeah, it'll be lit, I'm telling ya. Alright, I'll enter the arena.
Sasha: Okay, see ya.
Me: Bye bye.
Backstage
Alexa: Hey hey hey! Look who's here at the Grandest Stage Of Them All?
Me: Oh, Alexa! How you doing?
Alexa: I'm getting prepared for my match with Nia.
Bayley: And I'm just getting prepared for the battle royal. Nothing special right now.
Me: Ah, is that so? Well I wish you all good luck and steal the show as always, right?
Alexa: We will, Niki. Thank you so much.
Bayley: Oh, can you tell Sasha that the battle royal will be next? I guess she's home, right?
Me: Oh, she's prepared to watch Wrestlemania right now! Don't worry about it, Bayley.
Bayley: Oh, okay!
Alexa: And after we're done with the match, wait for us at the locker room, okay?
Me: Ohohoho, I smell something nasty out here.
Bayley: Get prepared! Let's go Lexi!
Later backstage
Steve: Hey kid, Nick.
Me: Wh- Steve Austin?! That's really you?
Steve: Yeah, who else? How're you doing, buddy?
Me: Well, I'm just waiting to start Wrestlemania, cuz you know, WWE just called me to make a guest appearance tonight.
Steve: Oh, that's cool. Man, it's been 4 years since I've been in the Superdome, am I right?
Me: Yeah, It was just "hellraising" by your words. You know, I got a feeling that something bad's gonna happen, even at the start of the show.
Steve: What do you mean?
Me: Sasha's ex, Mikase. I just saw him hiding, listening to my phone call and I'm sure he's thinking right now to interrupt the kickoff and try to insult me in front of everybody in the arena, but he's gonna fail again lol!
Steve: Ah, you gotta teach him a good lesson, boy. I don't know, he might wanna fight you, I guess.
Me: He, fighting me? NO CHANCE IN HELL, BRO! I've beaten his ass at the club, you remember? And he's still trying to look like a big deal, so I would laugh at him as always. But I think of something else right now. Since you're here, I think you gotta make a surprise entrance and be on my side., if somehow he's getting serious. I think both of us gonna roast his ass, what do you think?
Steve: Oh, that would be cool! Don't forget the stunners.
Me: Why should I forget about the stunners, man? I'm a badass in my own way, and despite all that, I'll be raising hell just like you, Steve.
Steve: That's more like it! Good luck and tear the arena down!
Me: Thanks!
Start of Wrestlemania; Lucky Boss chants
