There was once a man who rode The Old Town Road, his name was Alfred.
"AHHHHHHHH", a wild Leo screamed from a distance as the sun set, formimg an "s" for "Super Cool" in the clouds. Alfred was beating the FUCK out of Leo, when all of a sudden Pikachu appeared.
"Pika Pika!", shouted Pikachu, as he shot electricity; Ash Ketchum in his battle stance, ready to OBLITERATE Leo. But it turns out that Pikachu was actually Deadpool and he was also a fan of Titanic so he just kissed Leo on the cheek. Leo put his palm on his cheek to admire the warmth of the kiss. Suddenly, before Leo and Ash could meet lips, Alfred appeared out of nowhere, welding a 6 foot machete. The 6 foot machete was actually Bruce Wayne, who had the ability to transform into weapons. Leo stopped to look over at what is happening when suddenly Bruce Wayne came into his human form, his face creased with fury; a desire to MURDERRRRRR. Pikachu (who's actually Deadpool) thought all along that they meant Bruce Lee, not Bruce Wayne so he was kinda confused. Leo pulled out a butter knife and a ruler.
The three stood, almost idly waiting for a moment to attack each other, an arousing sense of love yet hatred for one another. Alfred, Leo and Bruce stood in a triangle formation. Just when they were about to have a stand off, a croissant shaped spaceship landed in the middle of them, everyone was flung back by the impact, and some got injured. From the croissant spaceship, a man emerged. Pierre XO. A rose in one hand and a fancy walking cane in the other.
"FOcCaCia", the unicycle shrieked. Deadpool left, leaving everyone looking at this new weird man confused.
"Woooooooaaaaahhhhhh", Leo was amazed by this handsome dude on this weird electric unicycle thing.
"Damn, he's better looking than me!", Leo whispered to himself. The three men stood in awe. Each covered in blood as the spaceship neared the ground, hovering gracefully a few centimentres above the blood covered gravel. Bruce, Leo and Alfred all looked on as Pierre uttered the words..
"Your Pizza is here..".
End.
Authors Note:
Hello guys! Here is the very first part of the Community Chill Sesh chat Fanfic on the Home Planet Amino.
As you can probably tell, a bunch of crackheads came together to make this happen. And those crackheads are..
Yusuf, Hara, Abby, L, Michelle, Ina, Prati and Taz (me)
We haven't actually came forward with a title yet so for now it will have a temporary title.
Anyway..more will come so stay tuned..
Taz~
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HumorA random, whack ass fanfic made by a bunch of crackheads from The Chill Sesh group chat on Amino. Authors: Yusuf, Hara, Abbey, L, Prati, Michelle, Ina and Taz (me)
