There it was, the pizza box in the hands of a multidimensional fuccboi, he pushed the lid up and took the last slice slowly putting it in his mouth,
"I have carrots in my ass" The random statement creating a wave of embarrassment across the men; except one. Pierre grinning like the absolute crackhead he is, slowly licking his lips and striding forwards. A wave of rage attacked Alfreds usual sinisterly calm face,
"YOU?!". Alfred slowly walked forward, grabbing Bruce by the hand; while he turned into a dagger. Alfred and Pierre locked eyes as they grew closer to eacother. Pierre screamed in Alfreds face,
"there can only be one fuccboi in this story, u need to go Alf". Leo finally after a long time of laying on the floor stood up, questioning all his life decisions. Bruce, holding Alfreds hand, once agiain became a machete. Pierre and Alfred once agin locked eyes in pure HATRED yet suddenly Alfred put the machete straight through Leo's throat. Suddenly a small back creature zoomed by yelling
"UwU biTchES!!!". The impact of the UwU knocked Alfred to the ground.The small bat continued its flight, gracefully landing on Pierre's left shoulder, Pierre's fuccboi grin growing ever so bigger. Alfred, who took many years of drama class and stunt training lied on the cold ground with his eyes shut. When no one was looking he opened them and gave a Bruce a quick thumbs up.. signalling his death was indeed fake. Bruce was so happy that he hopped on the electric unicycle and zoomed away leaving everyone sh00k to the core. Bruce ran away leaving Alfred on his own to face Pierre. He looked on at the black creature who was now perched on top of Pierre's shoulders.
"Well damn. This is awkward" Leo thought. Suddenly he screamed agian, writhing in agony, he then realised that somehow, he had a croissant in between his soft golden ass cheeks. He tried desperately to pull it out but it was too far up and he was losing blood fast! Pierre looked up in horror and Leo, profusely bleeding from his ass, died. Suddenly a rumble came from the ground; Zeus emerged from the ground like a tree and said..
"Want some dick?!"
Pierre's had stars in his eyes. A sensual grin climbed his face...
End. Bruh we finished this last minute lol
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🌹Chill Sesh Fanfic🌹
HumorA random, whack ass fanfic made by a bunch of crackheads from The Chill Sesh group chat on Amino. Authors: Yusuf, Hara, Abbey, L, Prati, Michelle, Ina and Taz (me)
