"If autocorrect autocorrects autocorrect is it really autocorrect?"
"LIFE IS LIKE A CHAIR WITH WHEELS!"
"Life is soup, and I am a fork."
"THE EARTH IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD BYE!"
"Explosives are gay because you specifically BLEW someone up."
"Suicide is badass."
"Satan is alive."
"KIWI."
"Ya boi Asgore."
"Welp, I'm dead."
"YaoMomo is hot."
