Pile Of Dirt was worried about tonight's elimination. He had gotten in the bottom 2 last time and only survived because he got a like and Finger didn't. He was worried because he was 99% sure he would be eliminated. He talked to his buddy, Stick. Stick was everyone's friend because everyone worshiped him for some reason. Maybe that reason was the fact that he was super nice to everyone. He looked around, confused. He was whispering to himself. "Whats going on, Stick," Pile Of Dirt asked. "I'm confused," Stick replied. "I've been looking everywhere for them, but I can't find them!" Pile Of Dirt was even more confused. Questions raced in his mind. "Who are 'they'," Pile Of Dirt asked hoping for an answer. "Colon and Cheeta," Stick worriedly yelled. "Alright, maybe I'll help you find them after the elimination," Pile Of Dirt said. It was Shoe's turn to host for today. He rang the elimination alert bell. The ten people UFE walked to the elimination area, with Pile Of Dirt being the most scared out of all of them. Toe tried to comfort him by telling him that he wasn't going to get eliminated, sounding pretty sure of himself. Pile Of Dirt would trust Toe, for now... "Let's get to the elimination," Shoe announced. "For the likes, the people with none are Toe, GG, and Dot. Everyone else got 1 like except for Colon. He got 2. He gets the Like Token. Now for the dislikes. Only two people got votes. Pile Of Dirt with 1 and Dot with 1." Pile Of Dirt got flashbacks. Hopefully this elimination would work the same way the last one did. "Since Pile Of Dirt got a like and Dot didn't, Dot is eliminated." Pile Of Dirt was relieved. Hopefully this didn't happen again. He went over to help Stick with his problem. As he was walking over, he got an idea. He went over to the recovery center and typed in 'Colon'. He came out. Then he typed in 'Cheeta' but she didn't come out. She was alive. Shoe heard about this and was going to say that this challenge was to find Cheeta but was interrupted by Marble. "Can I use my ET on Cheeta so we don't need to worry about saving her," Marble asked politely. Shoe said yes. So Cheeta was eliminated. Power Button used his PAT on Toe. Toe got 30 more points. Shoe didn't know what to do for this episode now that Cheeta was eliminated. He decided to wait for a second to think of a random challenge idea. After 15 minutes, he thought of one. He decided it would be a sleeping contest. The person who manages to sleep the longest wins. Since Colon got the LT, he got some calming music to help him sleep. BQM already knew he got only one point, since he has never slept before. Eyeball was really good at doing nothing, so he went to sleep. Everyone else was sleeping except for V. He was trying to act like he was asleep so he could sabotage somebody. He decided to sabotage Clinger by sticking him to a wall. However, Shoe saw him and Clinger ended up jolting awake right after. Marble was really smart and normally slept under her blankets. She went under her blankets and hacked into Colon's headphones. She made the music really loud and it woke Colon up. Eyeball was a really light sleeper, so he woke up easily. Shoe discovered Marble being awake soon after Eyeball woke up because he saw her covers moving, which meant she was moving. When she was found awake, she made a promise to herself that if Pile Of Dirt was in the bottom 2 again and he survived because he got a like, she would eliminate him using her elimination token. Colon was walking around, feeling traumatized after what happened with Cheeta, and as he as walking around, he found a Point Deduction Token. He immediately used it on Marble and took away 30 of her points, making V take back the lead for the most points. Sniper Bullet was in a deep sleep so he didn't wake up even in all the commotion. Dorito did though. So did Jigsaw Piece. Twenty One Pilots logo woke up because of a bad dream, and GG woke up because he needed to go to the bathroom. T-shirt and Shorts woke up together, seeming to have had the same bad dream together. However, T-shirt woke up first. Nobody knew how, but Pile Of Dirt woke up with the question, "Uh, does anybody know where the laundry room is?" Marble assumed that he wet the bed and laughed at him. Label woke up and decided that Power Button would not get first again. Label slapped Power Button, waking him up and then they immediately got into a fight. Game Disc jolted awake and when he discovered that Lucky Block was nowhere to be found, he looked confused for a second until he figured out that he didn't make it into season 2. Bad woke up and since his detective skills were so good, after 15 minutes, started looking for Cheeta to see if she had been out and about doing things or if she had been eliminated. Stretch accidentally fidgeted in his bed and he hit Hanger, waking both of them up, Hanger first. Semicolon woke up and then hit Exclamation Mark for no reason, probably out of pure hate. It woke Exclamation Mark up and she was very angry after that happened that she got into a fight with Semicolon about who was more used. Now, the only people still sleeping are Hula Hoop, Star Coin, Arrow, Stick, Broken Pencil Tip, Portable Eraser, Page, Parentheses, Go Sign, Toe, Earring, and Sniper Bullet. Only 12 people are still sleeping. Hula Hoop liked to sleep in a position where she might roll away, and in this case she did. But she didn't wake up until she hit Shoe right in the face. (Oh, by the way, V doesn't have the lead for points anymore. Stretch and Hula Hoop are tied.) Broken Pencil Tip couldn't sleep past this time. He just wasn't used to it. Page woke up too. Right after that Arrow woke up. Now the only people still sleeping are Star Coin, Portable Eraser, Parentheses, Go Sign, Toe, Old JnJ Logo, Earring and Sniper Bullet. Earring woke up drenched in sweat from a dream that she refuses to talk about. Sniper Bullet decided in his mind that he didn't want another token. He woke up. Old JnJ Logo was pushing it hard, and he needed to stay asleep, but if he stayed asleep for more than 6 hours at a time, he would start yelling and screaming and would wake up doing so. It was nearing the six hour mark. Five hours and fifty minutes in. Portable Eraser was asleep in a strange way. His heart was beating a lot slower than when you sleep. Toe woke up asking for coffee. They were six hours in. Old JacknJellify Logo woke up and immediately started screaming, waking up Go Sign, who was given a Win Token. Now the only people still sleeping are Star Coin, Portable Eraser, and Parentheses. Star Coin was not used to sleeping during the day for this long. She woke up and was given a Revenge Token. Who will get the Elimination Token and the 33 points that go with it? Portable Eraser snapped out of his stasis-like state and told them he actually WAS in stasis and he remembered who did it. Before he could say, he was given an Immunity Token. Parentheses was woken up and given the Elimination Token. Nobody mentioned Stick at all. He saw everybody getting points and himself not getting any. "Why am I not getting points," Stick asked Shoe. "Uhhhhhhhhhhh," Shoe replied with a look of realization on his face. He came up with a compromise. He said Stick would earn 20 points and the first ever Yoyle Token. The Yoyle Token makes a contestant of your choice metal for the next contest. This may or may not give them a disadvantage. Before I show the points and tokens, I need to say something. I am extremely sorry for the delay. I had no time to do it on June 16 and 17. I promised that it would come out today and I keep my promises. Also, the 3 month anniversary for TBOB is coming soon! I promise I won't miss it like I did for the 2 month one. Alright, now on to the points and tokens!
Marble: 99, ET
BQM: 77, RT
T-shirt: 78, WT
Shorts: 54
Colon: 44
Clinger: 77
Hula Hoop: 103
Star Coin: 100, RT
Arrow: 65
Stick: 64, YT
Bad: 84, WT
Stretch: 103
BPT: 73
Portable Eraser: 88, IT
Page: 78
Parentheses: 64, ET
Go Sign: 73, WT
Toe: 83
Game Disc: 80
Label: 67
Power Button: 69 😏
Pile Of Dirt: 45
Exclamation Mark: 69 😏
Eyeball: 55
GG: 45
Semicolon: 82
Dorito: 75
Hanger: 75
Old JnJ Logo: 79
21 Pilots Logo: 62
Jigsaw Piece: 57
Earring: 78
V: 101, IT, RT
Sniper Bullet: 79, IT
SQUARE BRACKETS
[A] Colon
[B] GG
[C] Pile Of Dirt
[D] Shorts
[E] Eyeball
[F] Jigsaw Piece
[G] 21 Pilots Logo
[H] Stick
[I] Parentheses
[J] Arrow
Voting ends June 20th.
Episode 5 comes out June 21st.
Again, sorry for the delay on the episode. There might be a few more delayed episodes this season, because, well, family stuff... so don't expect all the episodes to be perfectly on time. These take a while to make and I might not publish anything for a week or two during the summer because I'm taking a trip to visit my grandparents and they only let me have an hour of electronics a day. So what I'm saying is, don't expect all the episodes to be perfectly on time. Some of them will be delayed.
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The Big Object Battle Again (TBOBA)
General FictionSeason 2 of The Big Object Battle!