The Big Object Battle Again (TBOBA)

TBOBA 12: Jedi Masters... in VR!

Pile Of Dirt was about to apologize to Stick for how she acted in the last episode. But right when she was walking toward Stick, a shadow appeared right in her face, revealed to be Arrow, with red eyes and blood on his hands. He was about to punch through Pile Of Dirt when the Boo Ooze wore off and he came back to his senses. "Wh- What happened," Arrow asked, confused. "OK BUDDY, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME," Pile Of Dirt yelled. "I don't know," Arrow yelled back. "I'll make sure it never happens again and I will try to protect you in every way, along with Stick," Arrow said. Pile Of Dirt nodded. She walked over to Stick and apologized. "I'm sorry for the way I acted towards you last time," Pile Of Dirt said, blushing. "I accept your apology. It's wasn't your fault though. It was that darn Power Outlet," Stick said, almost saying the d word at darn. "But like Arrow said, he will protect you and he has that Immunity Token he can use," Stick said, hopefully making her feel better. Arrow overheard and confirmed that. "Yes, I in fact will use that Immunity Token on you," Arrow confirmed. "Well, let's see if he will do that in the elimination," Post-it said. It was right then and there that Arrow realized he wasn't up for elimination. "Before we begin, does anybody want to use their tokens," Post-it asked. Clinger shook his head. Game Disc also said no. Toe, after thinking hard, said no. Page looked at Arrow, saw Arrow nodding like crazy, and said yes. "Who would you like to use it on," Post-it asked. "Pile Of Dirt," Page said. This safety was guaranteed on Pile Of Dirt. T-shirt said yes, just because she needed to get rid of one of her Win Tokens. Finally, Stretch said no. "First, likes," Post-it said. "Page and Stretch are the only people who got likes, each with one, giving them immunity from our UFE contestant challenge," Post-it said. "Wait wait wait wait wait wait. You said 'UFE contestant competition'. What is that," Page asked. "Oh yeah. Since we got no dislikes, we will have a contest between the contestants UFE. Page, Stretch, and Pile Of Dirt, you all are excluded from this since Page and Stretch got likes and Pile Of Dirt had an Immunity Token used on her," Post-it explained. "So the contest will only be between me, Clinger, Toe, and T-shirt," Game Disc asked. "Correct," Post-it replied. "Well then, what is it," Page asked. "You will be quizzed on TBOBA, when you complete all 5 questions, you are safe. If you get one wrong, that's ok. You can try again. But if you are the last one being quizzed, you will be eliminated," Post-it explained to the contestants. Everybody started at question one and they had their own little keypad that was private so that nobody else could see them. Once they got it right, they would be teleported to the next room/question. The sign said: "Question 1: Who finished first in the race of the first episode?" T-shirt had a good memory and could remember all the way back. She remembered that Marble finished first. She typed in Marble and moved on to the next question. Clinger also got it right. The second sign read: "Question 2: Who was the SECOND person to be eliminated?" While both of them were puzzling over this question, Game Disc moves on to the second, but Toe was stuck on question 1. Game Disc remembers the second person eliminated, who was Finger, and moves on to the third question. Meanwhile, Toe makes it to the second question only to see that the only other person there is T-shirt. Clinger and Game Disc are on the third question and Toe and T-shirt are on the second. The next sign read: "Question 3: What was TBOBA 5's challenge?" Game Disc, because he is a disc for a game, remembers it immediately. The challenge was to fight the Photoshop Flowey boss. He moves on to question 4. Toe makes it to question 3 and T-shirt is still at question 2. T-shirt finally gets the second question right only to realize that Game Disc isn't there. The fourth sign reads: "Question 4: Were there any likes in episode 9?" Game Disc puzzles over this one as T-shirt makes it to where Game Disc is. Toe gets the third question right and immediately gets the fourth one right and is on the final question. T-shirt makes it to question four and Clinger is still at question 3. Clinger, after a long while finally makes it to question four only to hear an air horn and the announcement: "Toe is safe." It takes Clinger a while, but he finishes at the same time T-shirt does. The final sign reads: "Question 5: How many contestants are left?" T-shirt and Clinger work together to complete the last question but Game Disc comes in to prevent them from doing it. Luckily for T-shirt, she finishes leaving Clinger and Game Disc as the final 2, but remember, Clinger helped T-shirt. So Clinger finishes, leaving Game Disc to be the last one being quizzed, making him eliminated. "Phew! Thank god that's over! I was almost eliminated and I was really worried," Clinger said, relieved. "Yeah! Us helping each other made us win," T-shirt agreed, giving Clinger a high five. "Well, now that that's out of the way we can-," Post-it said but was interrupted by Page who found something. "I found this Token-looking thing with the letters 'RT' on it but it's not blue like the Revenge Token. What is this thing," Page asked. "Well, I didn't expect anybody to find that thing. That is the Rejoin Token. It can make a contestant of your choice rejoin," Post-it explained. Page's eyes lit up. "Anybody? Literally anybody," Page asked, with glimmering eyes. He thought about it for a moment. "Well, it would only be logical to have the person that was eliminated first rejoin," Page said. "Since you've made your decision, I want everybody to welcome back to the show Neck Yourself," Post-it yelled. Everybody clapped. "Because of the current point totals, he will start at 80 points," Post-it said. He waved to everybody and asked what happened in the time that he was gone. "Well, so many people were eliminated, 2 people debuted, Watermelon and Temmie, and Lucky Block joined late because of an accident," Page explained. "Well, that's cool! I'm just glad to be back from that horrible cage," Neck Yourself said. "Ok well, since that is finally out of the way, we can start the challenge, at 1100 words in," Post-it said with a groan. "Di- Did you just break the fourth wall," Page asked, confused. "Yes, yes I did," Post-it said and looked towards the readers. "Anyways, now that that awkward moment is over, we can FINALLY get to the challenge. This next challenge will be Beat Saber. You guys will each play a practice round before the actual round to get used to it. Then, in the actual round, your score in the round will determine how many points you earn in this challenge. So everybody, go get your Oculus Rifts," Post-it explained with enthusiasm. They all got Beat Saber and started the practice round. The practice round was a medium difficulty song. Apparently, Clinger is a god at Beat Saber and got a perfect score on the practice level. Everybody else was in awe, even Clinger. He didn't know he was that good at Beat Saber. "Dang. That was really fun. I got this! This is my challenge," Clinger confidently said. "Oh yeah? Well let's prove that," said Page. A robotic voice within the Oculus Rift said: "Beat Saber. Level: Reality Check Through The Skull." The challenge was getting ready to start when Post-it remembered something. "Hey guys! You can fail these levels! If you fail this level 5 times, you are eliminated," Post-it explained. The level started. Clinger, as usual, was acing it and hadn't missed yet. Literally in the beginning of the level, Hanger failed. Watermelon had already failed twice. Hula Hoop had a lot of misses but she was nearing the end. She got to the end, but right before the level was complete, she failed. Well, I'm too lazy to write out this part because I'm probably going to leave in like an hour. In this three week period, episodes will probably take longer to make. A lot of episodes will be delayed. Or not. It all depends on what happens any day. Anyways, on to the results of the challenge! Someone did get eliminated because of failing too much. That person was Hula Hoop. So now the maximum points anybody will get for this challenge is 15 instead of 16. Now I'll tell you the placing of everybody from worst to best. This is the order. Toe, Stick, Watermelon, Hanger, Neck Yourself, T-shirt, Lucky Block, Parentheses, 21 Pilots Logo, Page, Temmie, Arrow, Pile Of Dirt, Stretch, and Clinger. However, since Clinger already has 4 tokens, one of his Revenge Tokens will be discarded. And since Clinger is the first person to have all 4 tokens at the same time(the Yoyle Token doesn't count), he gets an extra 5 points. HAHA! This episode was not delayed! I have redeemed myself! Ok, enough joking, let's move on to the points and tokens!