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The Modern Family.. NOT

Both of my parents are vampires. My mom got conceived when she was human. I was born and dad turned her into a vampire. So this is immortal family than modern family.

Before I was born dad told me that they used to move or change their residence every 10 years.

But first time they were trying to move when I was 7.. apparently I had thrown a "hissy fit", which I inherited from my mother.

I'm telling you what my mom throws isn't a hissy fit it's a bitchy fit.

She completely abuses the fact that my dad cannot see her unhappy.

Like mother like daughter.

But this time even though I threw every type of fits known to man.. my dad didn't budge.

I think that has something to do with the fact that it was mom who suggested that we move.

Dad you are sooo whipped..

So here I am glaring at the window, with head phones in.. giving the silent treatment to my parents in a very mature manner. NOT

Even though I know I'm immature, I don't want to be the first person to give in.

"Chris! Take your head phones off and reply to what dad asked you, now. Or I swear I'm throwing Bonkie out of the vehicle" My mom mind linked me.

I know what you are thinking. It's like this.. my mom was human.. but her dad was the alpha of the Moon Crescent pack where we were used to live.

So she has major werewolf gene in her which she passed to me. And even though nor my mom or me can shift, we share a mind link. Since dad can read minds, he doesn't feel left out.

I removed my head phones and glared at my mom.

" Leave Bonkie out of this"

Bonkie is my.. uhhhummm it's kinda embarrassing to say this.. its my..

Itsmyteddybear.I mean.. it's my teddy bear..

Pops gave it to me on my first birthday. From that moment onwards Bonkie never left my side. So yeah when my mom want me to do something she threatens to harm my baby.. and I do what she wants me to do.

"So Chris... This is the thing. Since we are  moving to a new place, we have  to change our... names" dad said slyly.

Oh sure change my name... hold on.. what? COME AGAIN!!! You have to see that I'm majorly shocked. Hell, I just used 3 exclamation points... 3.. do you hear me? THREE

"I'm not changing my name." I said calmly as possible. They don't have to see the red alarms going through my head.

"It's not up for discussion. We are not asking for your consent, we are telling you. It's already been done."

My mom replied in a cold tone.

I didn't say anything. I put my head phones back on and hope that in a miraculous way everything will turn the way I want.

Another trait inherited my mom.

I'm pretty sure you all have watched those cliché chick flicks, where the nerd gets bullied by the Queen Bee.

My mom literally came out of a chick flick.. she is a Queen Bee.

She doesn't bully any nerds though. I know this because my mom's best friend is a nerd.

Aunt Maria has a PhD and another whole lot of letters come behind her name, but I'm don't remember them. I mean I don't bother with it.

That's where we are going you know.To meet Aunt Maria and Uncle Phil.