Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I opened my eyes slowly because of the stupid light to see a bum. A BUM?
Wait! Superman boxers?
Cole.
Hold up Cole why the heck is my face in front of his big but?
toooot
WHAT THE HE FARTED!!! AT MY FACE!!
Oh you are so gonna get it.. I slipped out of bed and went to get ready for my plan but I need to get ready for school first. After getting ready for school which took me like 15 minutes I was going to go with my plan which consists of a bucket, ice cold water and a boy who is wearing a pair of superman boxers.
Mwahahahaha(evil laugh)
After getting the things I needed for my amazing plan I went upstairs into my room quietly
Nearing my bed where my plan is going to take action and there you would find Cole still sleeping like a baby well not for long though hahaha he was in a cute position.
Cute? The heck did that came from?!
Eww this is Cole we’re talking about, my thoughts we’re interrupted when another fart came out. I swear this boy is full of air to fart this much. He wont get angry at me for this... or NOT.... or maybe not that long.. Oh well YOLO
So I went to his side and poured the ice cold water on him
“AM I DEAD?!”
By now I was laughing my ass of
“HAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAHA YOUR FACE”
I stopped laughing after I saw the look on his face
Stupid me I forgot he has a short temper. And he’s not a morning person
DAYUM! I am in deep crap
“Jasmine, come here.” Not good he used my full name and he was seemed calm…. Too calm
I stepped back, wrong move I think I just made him angrier
"n-nno." his creepy smile is freaking me out
I can’t think straight and I can’t move a muscle
He was inching towards me but still I can’t move, that smile of his is way too creepy, then the next thing I knew is I am wet and we were both on the floor.
"Coleee I was ready for schooolll" i whined at him
"Well you started it!!"
boy he was angry "s-s-sor-ry
his face soften and came near me "Sorry for yelling."
"It's ok. Now get ready you lazy ass!!" I said and smacked his bum with my hand, he just laughed in return. And before he can say anything else I walked out of my room going to the kitchen to eat some cereals. haha I'm fat I know and I don't care.
*ding*
Where are you and Cole? I'm lonely here get down here ASAP... I have news for you ;)
-Abby
Still at my house. Yes MA'AM!.. ?!
-Me
"Jas come on we're gonna be late for school and Shane is already there"
"Really?"
"Yeah, he had to go early"
