Taehyung: I want to dye my hair
Jungkook: I want to die
Taehyung: no dark thoughts, Jungkookie
Taehyung: back to my hair
Taehyung: what color should I dye it?
Jungkook: red
Taehyung: maybe some other time
Jungkook: blue
Taehyung: Hmm maybe
Jungkook: how about silver?
Taehyung: that's actually a great idea
Taehyung: I think I had some dye
Jungkook: good for you
Taehyung: you okay?
Jungkook: idk
Taehyung: what's wrong?
Jungkook: had an argument with my hyung
Taehyung: oh
Jungkook: yeah, now he's not giving me food
Taehyung: SHOULD I CALL THE POLICE?
Jungkook: nah, we don't live together
Taehyung: what did you do to make him so angry?
Jungkook: took his sunglasses without his permission
Taehyung: that's it?
Jungkook: 30 of them
Taehyung: How many sunglasses does the guy have?
Jungkook: a lot
Taehyung: well
Taehyung: buy him another pair of sunglasses, maybe he'll forgive you
Jungkook: or I could give those sunglasses back to him
Taehyung: God Jungkook
Taehyung: you should've done that in the first place
Jungkook: shit
Jungkook: ok
Jungkook: bye hyung
Taehyung: did you just call me hyung?
Jungkook: no
Taehyung: you did ;)))
Jungkook: I'm out of here
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