One day Bill Cosby ate my dog food. I was incredibly hungry and needed food. My fridge was empty, there it was........ Silence....... As I exchanged glares from the rare Cosby to me. He screeched "zip zab a doo dop libbity flop bop." The noise hurt my ears. Suddenly my stomach started to explode, my lungs collapsed, my eyes popped out and tangled with each other, and my teeth shattered.
I WAS DEAD!
Bill Cosby slurped up all of my dog food and guts. Then ran from the scene, to never be seen again after running in the sunset.
