it started with a break up | jikook (namjin) ✔️

seventy

successful bitches 🔥
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SEOKJIN
welcome

SEOKJIN
bitches

JIMIN
stop trying to be cool

JIMIN
you're too cutesy to be cool

SEOKJIN
i have been offended by my own flesh and blood

JIMIN
you're not my dad

SEOKJIN
yes i am

JIMIN
are not

SEOKJIN
are too

TAEHYUNG
yes he is

SEOKJIN
see?

SEOKJIN
told you 😌

JEONGGUK
wtf is happening

JEONGGUK
what are all these numbers

JEONGGUK
do i have to get a new phone?

SEOKJIN
no!!!!!

SEOKJIN
this is seokjinnie hyung

JIMIN
this number belongs strictly to jimin (im looking at you tae)

TAEHYUNG
and this is ur gucci boi

NAMJOON
gucci boi?

TAEHYUNG
why yes

JIMIN
taehyung has an addiction to gucci

TAEHYUNG
iTS NOT AN ADDICTION

TAEHYUNG
its a hobby 😒

YOONGI
how can liking gucci be a hobby?

HOSEOK
yeah exactly

SEOKJIN
oh hey you guys have joined the chat

JEONGGUK
but why am i here still

JIMIN
im offended

JIMIN
do you not want to talk to me over text 🥺

JIMIN
or anyone else for that matter?

JEONGGUK
eye-

JEONGGUK
that's not what i meant i swear

JIMIN
that's what i thought

TAEHYUNG
damn

TAEHYUNG
never knew jimin could be such a sub and then turn into such a hot dom 😍

JIMIN
omf

JIMIN
shut up

JIMIN
you know im a power sub 😌

NAMJOON
wait

YOONGI
are you two a thing or something??

TAEHYUNG
oh fuck no

JIMIN
rude

TAEHYUNG
we're only soulmates

JEONGGUK
and wtf is that supposed to mean

HOSEOK
don't be jealous ggukkie ~ 😙

JEONGGUK
i will have yoongi rip out your ball sack with his teeth

YOONGI
ew

HOSEOK
ow

HOSEOK
why yoongi?

JEONGGUK
because

JEONGGUK
i wouldn't even touch your balls

JEONGGUK
and we all know you're gay for him, hobi. ur so obvious

JIMIN
really 😮

SEOKJIN
i ship

HOSEOK
i mean

HOSEOK
i ain't denying it

YOONGI
what?

TAEHYUNG
what?