A/N: Finally I have a chapter up! (For a bit of explanation on this part, Blue said Tom's birthday is in September and I just sorta chose a day) Okay, enjoy!
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@theeldestmitchell: I think he misses you more than I do @marriedat20
@marriedat20: Almost ready to cut this trip short just to see him!! 😍💕💕
@theeldestmitchell: He'll be waiting.
@marriedat20: He better be. Sam, if you kidnap my baby, I will send @eliwaters after you. Not an idle threat, dear brother.
@theeldestmitchell: Plot twist, he's already my hostage! Cough up the ransom, richie!!
@futurelockwood: lmao why are you two like this 😂😂
@eliwaters: Can I please just take a fucking nap without you two being ridiculous?
@marriedat20: This was in the marriage certificate fine print. You joined this family, sweetheart. Too late now.
@eliwaters: We have been gone for roughly two weeks and my husband won't put down his phone. @theeldestmitchell Stop posting about the cat, please.
@theeldestmitchell: Fineeeeeeeeeeee but I still want that ransom
@somegayboy: The Mitchells are weird?
@futurelockwood: @somegayboy they really are.
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@eliwaters: Somehow I remember the story behind this picture clear as crystal. And there's only one other person who does. One year closer to senile, @tomLwood Happy birthday, man!
@tomLwood: Man, that day was insane. Also, you say it as though I'm not already senile lol.
@futurelockwood: Okay but like.. What's the story?
@marriedat20: I second that question with a follow up: Does that hatchet have to do with the insanity of the day?
@theeldestmitchell: Another follow-up: Why are you guys so scrawny like damn what happened?
@futurelockwood: And why is one of you wearing colorful swim trunks? Very un-dom like.
@marriedat20: Very. smh 😔😔
@tomLwood: You guys are jerks.
@futurelockwood: You claim to be in love with me, yet you don't know that I'm a sassy little bitch online. *sigh*
@tomLwood: Just online?
@theeldestmitchell: Oh shit, he got you good.
@marriedat20: lmao. In all seriousness, happy birthday Tom. You are very important to Elijah, and you supply me with my bestest friend (@futurelockwood love you 💕💕)
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@futurelockwood: Prepare to be shocked. I agreed to a camping trip for @tomLwood 's birthday. Don't get me wrong, I love my man, but two days in the woods!? I'm not some sort of rugged explorer. #ifidiemypossesionsgotodanny
@marriedat20: Trust me, you'll have fun.
@futurelockwood: You were camping once, it couldn't have been that amazing.
@eliwaters: It was. It really was.
@tomLwood: Oh yeah. If I remember correctly, you two had a blast that first night.
@futurelockwood: GROSS! I thought you two genuinely enjoyed camping. Motherfucking sex drive of bunnies.
@eliwaters: Now that you mention it...
@marriedat20: brb back in 20
@theeldestmitchell: Ew
A/N: I'm weirdly proud of myself for finally getting something up. Also while rereading PB, it says Sam is the middle child but I'm leaving it. See ya'll next week while we all pray for a new chapter of any TL story lol. Peace ✌✌
