Beth- HELLO BRAVEST WARRIORS FANS AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF BRAVEST WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE! It has been an OFTLY long rime ever since our last episode and it has been like, what, 3 months already? Meh, I dunno. Today we have a special guest here today and his name is Wallow!
*Beth claps while Wallow waves hi at the camera*
Wallow- hi.
Beth- okie dokie. Onto our first dare (or truth).
*Beth waits for the printer to print out the paper with the dares on it*
Wallow- Beth, does this show EVER get truths?
Beth- Well we haven't gone any YET
Wallow- YET....
Beth- okay, our first dare comes from WritingMyStory1209, and they say this, "I dare all of the warriors to jump off a cliff into a lake WITHOUT HOVER PANTS" 0_0
Wallow- ...
Cameraman- its just a lake! its not like its gonna have crocodiles in it.
Beth- true....
*Beth calls in Danny, Chris, Impossibear, and Catbug*
Chris- is this a dare for the show?
*Wallow nods*
Danny- okie dokie then, whats the dare?
Cameraman- to fall off a cliff into a river
Catbug- YAY! can we wear hover pants?
Cameraman- nope X3
Chris- WHAAAAT?!
Beth- Dude, its just a river. its not like the river is going to have crocodiles in it.
*cameraman mutters "I said that first"*
Beth- Okay, lets go!
* All of the warriors go out on a cliff and its a windy day*
Wallow- Ok, lets get this over with.
* they jump off the cliff and when they're about to hit the water, crocodiles appear*
Catbug- OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! WE"RE GONNA DIE!!
Impossibear- EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!! YOU GOT FREAKIN' WINGS!
Catbug- oh yea!
*Catbug starts flying his ladybug wings*
*Beth, Wallow, Chris, Danny, and Impossibear scream for someone to help*
*Catbug pulls out a shotgun and shoots the crocodiles*
*the crocs die and the warriors, also impossibear, hit the bloody water*
Chris- OH MY LORD JESUS!!!! THIS WATER IS FREEEEEEEZZZIIINNNGGGG!
* they get to shore and Beth stares at the camera*
Beth- no crocodiles huh?
Cameraman- oops... :D
Beth- ok, the next dare is from PoP_Rock89, and she says that impossibear and catbug have to fight a duel with gas powered sticks.
*catbug and impossibear look at eachother*
*they pull out gas powered sticks outta nowhere*
Impossibear- You're going down ladubug!
Catbug- in your dreams fluffybear!
*They start fighting like star wars*
Beth- ok, while they're fighting, lets move on. the next dare is from MariCar566 and they dare me and Danny to... make out?!
*Danny throws up*
*Chris pulls out a chainsaw*
Chris- WHERE DOES MariCar566 LIVE?!?!
*Wallow slaps Chris and throws the chainsaw in the water*
Wallow- CALM YO HAIR DOWN BRUH!
Danny- fine, i'll do it. but only for 5 seconds ok Beth?
Beth- ok...
*Danny and Beth make out for 5 seconds*
Beth- BLEUGH! ok, the next dare is from XxPandax. and she says that Catbug has to shave off Danny's eyebrows and then superglue them to my hands??!
Danny- First, it was the makeout. and NOW ITS MY EYEBROWS?!?! DEATH! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!
Beth- Sorry Danny but you gotta do the dare. CATBUG! YOU CAN STOP NOW!
* camera turns to Catbug and Impossibear and Impossibear is passed out on the floor *
Catbug- YAY! I WON!
*Catbug pulls out a shaver out of nowhere and attacks Danny and shaves off his eyebrows and the superglues them to Beth's hands*
Danny- I... am officially scarred for life...
Beth- o-kay.... thats it for today Bravest Warrior Fans! And we need towels... BYE BRAVEST WARRIOR FANS!!!! oh, and Joe, you're fired.
HAI BRAVEST WARRIOR FANS! I finally finished this episode and it took me FOREVER to choose all the dares that i wanted to put in this episode. Im sorry that i didn't put EVERYBODY'S dares in this episode. but i WILL put them in the next episode. So, ADIOS SMEXY MARSHMALLOW'S!!!
(Oh yeah, Joe is the cameraman)
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