Lisa: no matter what happens i will forever love my husband Vlad
~not even 5 minutes after her death~
Dracula: I WILL KILL ALL HUMANS
Lisa: ok...then but still i love him
~almost 300 years later~
Dracula: *kidnapping female humans to sacrifice them and maybe rape them (especially anette)*
Lisa: son of a bitch
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CASTLEVANIA RANDOMS
FanfictionTwo words to describe this..... stupidity and wall chicken
