cats are weird

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All of the cats I've encountered until today have a weird love for my ass.

How do cats even work.

What is the true logic of the cat.

They just walk towards me, sit on my lap and just smush their faces into my internal organs.

And when I turn over onto my stomach to prevent them from digging a hole into my body, those furry bastards climb up my ass and just chill there like it's some sort of a pillow.

I am used to be a scratch post but this..

This is pure rudeness.

Never trust cats, or you'll become their ragdoll.

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