Only Fools And Horses - Del Boy and Rodney meet Dane/Coronation Street

The Orange.

It was a Sunny Saturday down Peckham Market and the Trotter Brothers, Del Boy and Rodney were flogging dodgy fruit and knocked off raincoats. "Fetch me those crate of oranges from the back of the Van Rodders!" Shouted Del to his Brother. "Ugh okay Del" said Rodney as he unloaded about 100 knocked off British oranges from the back of Del's three wheel van. Rodney passed them to his Brother as Del started selling them for 20p a pair.
All of a sudden a very large bald man approached the Brothers "I want 2 bags of oranges and 3 apples!" Said Mr Dane Hibbs. Rodney was absolutely horrified. He had never seen someone so ugly and fat as this customer. Rodney hid behind Del as he tried to keep his eyes away from the mans belly. "Now now Rodders" said Del as he was comforting his frightened Brother. Dane was very much offended. "Oi I ain't that fat!" Del looked at Dane as he bagged the fruit for the deranged fat gentleman. "You look like you've just came out of an all you can eat buffet!" Dane snatched the bags of fruit from Del's hands and went off in a strop.