"Morning Rodders!" Shouted Del to Rodney as Rodney came out of bedroom. Rodney joined Del and Grandad at the table. "M'Morning Del" said a shaken Rodney. "What's wrong with Rodney Del Boy?"" said Grandad as Rodney stared into thin air. "Well to answer your question Grandad, Yesterday me and Rodney sold some fruit to this fat geezer down the Market and his fatness Traumatised Rodney so much that Rodney had a nightmare about it last night." Said Del as Rodney continued to stare into deep space. "Was it a big belly then Del Boy" "Oh the biggest Grandad!" Said Del. "At one point I thought he was Honey Boo Boo's Mother!"
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Only Fools And Horses - Del Boy and Rodney meet Dane/Coronation Street
FanfictionOne Saturday Morning down the Market Del Boy and Rodney sell Dane Hibbs a bag of Orangers with deadly consequences.....
