Del Boy got a phone call from Dane's eldest, Cormac Hibbs to let him know that Dane passed away last night from food poisoning from a dodgy orange he purchased from the Market. "Rodders!" Del called to Rodney who was in his room reading the latest edition of his Play Boy weekly. Rodney went to Del. "What's up Del" said Rodney with his gormless dosey expression. "You know that fat geezer from the Market that you had a nightmare about?" Rodney looked scared. "Yeah...What about him?" "He died last night, Rodney." Rodney was absolutely thrilled and danced around in his Dan Dare T shirt.
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Only Fools And Horses - Del Boy and Rodney meet Dane/Coronation Street
FanfictionOne Saturday Morning down the Market Del Boy and Rodney sell Dane Hibbs a bag of Orangers with deadly consequences.....
