𝐀𝐁𝟔𝐈𝐗 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌

TWENTY SIX

a/n i swear to god im not dead, I'm just trying to make longer chapters for you guys cause I really think you guys need bigger chapters and not small baby ones so please wait for more up coming chapters 🥺💞

chapter twenty six
"don't tell target I'm cheating"

pedomin:
bro guess what happened.

donghatechu:
what is it now hyung?

woongz:
I swear to god if it's something stupid imma yeet myself out of the window and onto the cement grounds.

hoewhi:
that's nice I'll join you. and then I'll be able to haunt bx hyung and younghee :)

woongz:
your one scary fucker you know that right?

hoewhi:
who said I was scary? I'm cute! scary is an underrated word!

pedomin:
anyways as I was saying. today I was about to head to target until I heard a new store called walmart.
oh how that store was a life changer cause damn it has some cheap stuff.

w00jinnie:
hyung we live for quality over quantity. not quantity over quality what fucking planet are you living on? uranus..!

donghatechu:
he probably is tbh

woongz:
smh sounds like ygent. but I mean I don't blame him tho. he be catching the talent but can't hear talent when he eliminate seunghun.

hoewhi:
the fact that you said that so casually is scary and frightening that it's interesting.

woongz:
the fact that your still into your "boyfriend" Jinyoung got everyone disappointed sis.

hoewhi:
TAKE THAT BACK!

woongz:
sorry but in this household we have to speak the truth and only the truth.

pedomin:
anyways I think I've fallen in love all over again.

donghatechu:
I'm not even surprise at this point anyways so who is it?

pedomin:
walmart.

w00jinnie:
bitch no

pedomin:
bitch yes.

donghatechu:
y'all ain't kevin so don't try his shit on you cause it ain't gonna work.

pedomin:
fuck off no one asked you bro.

donghatechu:
no one did, but instead of me waiting for someone to ask, I just stated my own and rightful opinion so is that a problem for you?

pedomin:
yes cause your filthy mouth is speaking without my permission you dumb bitch 😤

hoewhi:
bro we all have a mouth so I don't know why your complaining..

woongz:
bro hasn't anyone noticed that he has finally replaced target 🤭

pedomin:
don't tell target I'm cheating!