Good Omens One Shots

Third Wheel (OC Insert)

Let me put you into perspective a bit. Aziraphale would be Chatic Good, even if he tries to be lawfully good, so sorta strays in neutral good I guess. Same goes for Crowley, more so a true lawful evil going for   choatic evil. Here I am, a true neutral. It's not that I don't have opinions or effects on what's around me. More so, no one notices I'm around. Well, beside those two. I'd run into them from time to time through the years.

I've told them I'm just an angel. But they always make a big deal about me being around. Maybe because I am around. The duties I have are none, so I'm never sought out by the archangels, so I'm free to do what I want. Which would be wander the earth with the humans. And bother my two friends from time to time.

But I guess that was about to end, with rest of the world. I hadn't been called to heaven yet, so I decided to go watch it first hand, and see what happens. I simply was walking up to the gatted air feild, little worry about getting in. "What are you two doing here?" I asked the two, surprised they were here at all, "And what happened to you Aziraphale?" I couldn't help but be worried about the fact my friend was sharing a body with a woman.

"I got discorprated," his voice came out of her body. A bit off putting if I say so. I'd want to fix that once I could.

I nodded my head in exceptance. "Currently we're trying to figure out a way to get in," Crowley explained, glaring at the guard through his sun glasses.

The guard seemed even more pissed off by my arrival. "You all need to leave this premise," he yelled at us. I just shrugged and walked up to the fence. "Lady, get away from the fence."

"Shoot me, I dare you," I simple retorted, before I quickly climbed over the fence, my simple blue sundress fluttering about.

I heard a gasp below. Aziraphale gasped, "You, have some desency." I fixed my long silver hair and turned around to face the other through the fence.

I just shrugged and walking into the air feild. "Says the one on the outside," I scoffed, right before there was an explosion. Yea that flaming car wasn't gonna last long.

I just left Crowley to be comforted by his boyfriend and continued into the air feild. Across the flat ground I saw the four children there. I walked up slowly, in no rush to inturupt what was going on.

"What are you doing here?" Death question upon my approach.

I shrugged it off, "Don't mind me," I told them all, "Just an observer."

A honk came from behind, and soon the four for outside camping driving up. "There he is the curly haired kid," Crowley pointed him out, "Kill him." I smirked and just watched what was to come. Of course the woman could never deal with her hands killing a child, it wasn't in her ways.

"Looks like armegedon is still happening," I shrugged and sat down ontk the hood of the geep.

"You are not helping," Crowley hissed at me. I just leaned back and watched the show. Symbolic really, humans destroying what humans created. Leave it up to the new generation to fix the past one.

All that was left was death. "What about you?" Adam glared at the shadow figure.

I'm sure a laugh would have come out of the skul had the guy had a sense of humor. "I can't be killed, I am the echo of creation, killing me would destroy everything."

I let out a groan. "Come on you drama queen, just leave already, your buddies are gone," I told him. I'm sure the skull was glaring at me, despite the lack of a glare. He then opened up his wings, which I never tire of seeing, and disappeared into the shadows. "I didn't get to see if we were still on for Wednesday tea. Shame really." I'm sure they all just took it as a joke.