Good Omens One Shots

A/N Story Idea

-The ineffable husband's adopt a child.

-The child forces the two to confront their feelings for each other.

-The struggle through teenage agnst

-Child somehow home aloning it to both angels and demons at some point.

-They think the mid has no idea their an angel and demon, but the kid isn't an idiot, and they aren't too sly about it, so they know.

-Crowley working in marketing

-Crowley Mom ™

-Aziraphale learning to cook

- Kid turning out to be psychic (or something more)

-Kid singing along to Queen in the back seat of the Bently, still in a booster seat.

-Brought to get a pet cat, ends up with a pet snake.

-Kid turns into a fangirl, which confuses them both to hell and back.

-learning the horrors of highschool.