Stupid Shit I do // swear warning!

My Brother Might Be an Alien????

So, I'm just gonna call him D.
Cause his name starts with a D.
And he has a huge d--
Nvm that's weird he's like 8.

So, D was making a game on scratch, and he made a voice recording "Hey, stop touching me" (heheheheh) and so of course I walk over and poke his cheek and was like "Nah." But then his cheek felt like the 3D poster material? The stuff you would scratch to become a DJ with??? And I just stood there in shock confused AF??? Is that normal??? Pls tell me???????

Ok das it.