BNHA Oneshots

Coincidence

   The school bell rang, signaling the end of the day and the beginning of the weekend. I packed up my things, said goodbye to everyone, and started to head to the door.
  "Iida-kun!" My friends Uraraka, Mina, and Hagakure were bouncing towards me.
     "Hello Uraraka-San! Do you need anything?"
     "Iida, you do way to much for us!" Mina said.
      "So, we've decided to do something for you!" Hagakure interrupted.
      "Oh, you didn't have to do anything! I'm perfectly fine helping out."
     "Oh, but we did! Hm, Iida-kun, do you remember Hatsume?" Uraraka asked.
      "In the support group? Yes, why?"
    "Welllll," The girls smirked, "You have a date with her! You guys are meeting in front of school in an hour, your welcome!"
     "W-what?! H-how did you know?"
     "Oh that one's easy. We see how googely eyed you get when she's around!" Mina laughed.
     "T-thanks, Wait, did you say an hour?"
     "Well it's 55 minuets now, get going!" Uraraka said as she pushed me out of the classroom.
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     I opens the door to my dorm and looked at the clock.
     "45 minuets, huh? What should I wear?" I said to myself.
      "Yoooo Iida, hows it hanging?" I jumped back, startled. Kaminari, Kirishima, Sero, and Bakugou were all sitting on my bed.
     "K-Kaminari, you startled me" I said frantically.
     "Yeah, we know, you jumped back like a wimp" Bakugou huffed.
     "Awww Bakubro, don't be like that! Iida just scored himself a date, he must be nervous!" Kirishima laughed, slinging and arm around the annoyed Bakugou sitting next to him.
     "So they dragged you into this too, huh?" I looked at Bakugou, wondering why he, of all people, was here.
     "Don't get in over your head, glasses. These three losers didn't drag me here. I came on my own."
     "Yeah, Bakugou said he had some 'words of advice' for you" Sero nudged Kaminari, giving him a wink.
     "Yeah, listen here, glasses. Don't play this date off like it's some sick joke. It took Mina and them three weeks to get Hatsume to agree to this," Bakugou didn't care about the arm falling off of his shoulders and to his waist, "Take this seriously. I have a reputation to hold and if you ruin it by making the date I planned go badly, I'm gonna blast you to the moon and back."
     "Oookaaayyyy, that's enough of that!" Kirishima pinched Bakugou's leg, making him flinch and nearly explode the redhead's face off.
     "Please no explosions in my room..."
     "Shut the fuck up!" Bakugou yelled right before a hand covered his mouth.
     "Yeah, okay. We're not the only people who are gonna talk to you. Ayoma, Mineta, Deku, and Todoroki are waiting by the gate. We're just here to help you get ready!" Sero said before he bounced off my bed and ran to my wardrobe.
     "W-Wait, what do you mean 'help me get ready?'"
      "We're gonna pick your outfit you for you, you moron" Bakugou mumbled, rolling his eyes and getting off the bed, Kirishima's arm still wrapped around his waist.
     The four boys dug through my clothes, making a mess of them. They muttered to each other for a few minutes, saying their opinions until they settled upon a navy blue tuxedo, a light blue undershirt, and a red plaid tie. They threw it at me and pushed me into the bathroom.
     I got dressed and unlocked the door. They all walked in and hustled to get things. Sero and Bakugou did my hair, arguing ever few seconds about how they should style it, while Kirishima did my makeup (just a bit of eyeliner and blush) and Kaminari chose a pair of shoes.
      I put on the black shoes and Bakugou added the finishing touches to my hair.
     "Heyyyy, we need to choose a pair of glasses for you!" Kaminari and Sero said in unison.
     "W-what's wrong with these ones?" I took off my brown glasses, showing them to the two.
     "They clash too much with your outfit. Here, put these on" Bakugou handed me a pair of dark blue glasses with a black stripe design on the sides.
     "Okay, you're ready!" Kirishima said as he pushed me out the door.
     "W-Wait! My wallet!" I shouted. The door opened slightly and my wallet came flying at me and hit me in the head, "Go!"
     "Okay! Don't stay in my room too long!" I made my way down the hall to the elevator.
     I walked out the dorms and through the courtyard until I was met with four other boys.
     "Why hello, pretty boy!" Ayoma said, posing with his hands behind his head.
     "Please refrain from calling me that."
     "Hello Iida-kun! You look very nice" Midoriya said, smiling and walking up to me.
     "Thank you Midoriya. I have Bakugou, Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sero to thank for that."
     "That's right, they chose your outfit. If I'm being completely honest, I didn't think they would do this good" Mineta butted in.
     "This well, not this good" Todoroki corrected.
     "Whatever, anyways, we're here to tell you how to treat Hatsume kindly!"
     "Like you would be much help..." Ayoma said, rolling his eyes.
     "Oh yeah!? Just so you know, I treat my body pillows of hot top hero's very well!"
     "O-okay, anyways. Iida-kun, I'm pretty sure you would treat any girl well, but I just wanted to give you some tips" Deku stuttered.
     "Hah! Like you would know anything. You're gay, remember Deku?" Jirou said, her and Yaomomo walking up to us.
     "So are you" Todoroki defended, stepping in front of his boyfriend, as if to protect him.
     "Yes that's true. But that also means that I actually date girls, so I think I would be better off giving him some tips."
     "Yes, Iida, you are very kind and generous, so your best bet would be to be yourself. But also remember that Hatsume is your date, not your classmate" Yaomomo hinted.
     "Yeah, So don't boss her around like you do to us," Mineta interrupted.
      "Well, he has a reason to boss you around" Todoroki said, a blank expression on his face as he intertwined his fingers with Midoriya's.
      "Whatever, here, take this," Mineta handed me a camera, "Be sure to take some nice graphics pics for me when you two fuck!"
     Jirou and Yaomomo both grew extremely angry. They took the camera out of my hands and threw it to the floor. Todoroki froze it while Yaomomo created a mallet and smashed it.
      "WHAT THE HELL MINETA! That's it!!" Jirou and Yaomomo grabbed Mineta by his ears and dragged him away whilst lecturing him.
      "O-oh no. I'd hate to be him right now..." Deku muttered.
      "Oh! There's Hatsume!" Ayoma pointes out Hatsume walking this way.
     "Okay, Iida, just remember that you guys are going out to have fun, bye!" Deku, Todoroki, and Ayoma ran and hid behind a nearby tree as Hatsume walked up to me.
     "Hey Iida-kun! How's it going?" Hatsume waved at me as she made her way to my side.
     She wore a nave blue dress with light blue lace designs on the corset. She had on Black heels that tied up her led, along with maroon knee-high socks and a deep red choker.
     "Y-you look beautiful!" I smiled.
     "Thank you, Iida-kun. Heyyy, look at that, we match! What a coincidence!" She laughed.
     "Y-yeah! You're right. Shall we go?" I asked, offering my arm to her.
     "We shall!" Hatsume took my arm and we walked out the gate.
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     It was midnight and Hatsume and I were just arriving back at U.A. We were greeted by 12 faces, my friends...
     "Iida-kun! Hatsu-San! Welcome back from your date! Did you have a good time?" Uraraka was the first to bombard us with questions.
      "I had lots of fun! Thanks so much for this Iida! I've got to go to bed, though. I'm being forced to tutor my friend early in the morning. I don't wanna be tired, do I?" Hatsume laughed.
     "Oh, of course! Have a good night!"
      Hatsume kissed my cheek and then started to run off, holding her heels in one and and waving back with the other.
      "Text me in the morning, kay?" She yelled back, right before turning the corner.
      "Awwww!" The girls squealed in unison.
       "Did you have fun, Iida?" Sero asked.
     "Hatsume and I had a wonderful time out. We ate dinner, went to the arcade, and did karaoke! She is an amazing singer!" I smiled.
      "Well, I'm glad you had fun! We did it girls!" Mina said as she jumped and high-fived Hagakure and Uraraka.
      "So, did you get any juicy pics?" Mineta asked, drooling.
      "MINETA WHAT DID WE TALK ABOUT!?" Jirou and Yaomomo, along with the rest of the girls, grabbed Mineta and walked away.
      "You need to be punished!" Jirou yelled.
      "Oh, yes mommy!"
      "GAH! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!" Jirou threw Mineta into a garbage can and walked off with the rest of the girls.
      "That pervert totally deserved that" Bakugou spoke.
      The rest of us laughed and talked about my date as we headed back to the dorms.
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BONUS:

      "Uhhh, guys? Hello? Anyone there?" Mineta jumped up and down, just barely being able to peer over the edge of the garbage can.
       "Todoroki? Kaminari? Anyone? Hello!?"
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The End
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