"Alright, what's the plan for today?" Gem asks at the dining table the next morning where almost everyone is sitting. Spriha, Maria, and Stephan trudge out of the kitchen.
"WE NEED FOOD."
At the same moment, Bogdan walks downstairs with an annoyed look on his face.
"WE NEED CLOTHES."
Drea jumps up from her chair.
"TIME FOR A SHOPPING TRIP!!"
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About ten minutes later, everyone is at the grocery store. Autumn, Maria, Spriha, Stephan, and Patt are in charge of food, and Drea, Bogdan, Alex, Kat, and Gem are in charge of clothing.
"Okay guys first up we gotta get...UNDERWEAR!!" Drea squeals, laughter erupting from her. The others facepalm except for Alex.
"I mean I hate to say this, but she's right," he shrugs.
"AMEX AGREED WITH ME!!" Drea chuckles, not quite believing the miracle. Alex shakes a finger at her.
"This is a one-time thing, missy, so don't get used to it."
"Come on guys, let's go," says Gem, smiling to herself. Wow, these idiots are actually getting along for once.
Meanwhile, the others are in the produce section. Autumn is screeching and pushing a cart at full speed while Spriha and Maria are in the cart, yeeting and feeling the breeze on their faces. Stephan is on the floor laughing, and Patt is trying to hit Spriha and Maria with cabbages.
Bogdan walks into the scene by accident and stares at the chaos happening in front of his eyes.
"Umm, what's happening?" he asks, expecting a response but not getting one. Oh well, he shrugs, heading over to actually get food, unlike the other weirdos.
~~~
Finally, the teens meet each other in the food court.
"I'm hungry," complains Alex, and Drea rolls her eyes.
"Keep the complaining down, idiot."
"No," he replies. "I'M HUNGRYYYYYYY!!!"
"Omg Alex, shut up," Patt laughs.
"No you."
"NO YOU TIMES BEN TEN," screams Patt, jumping onto the table. Maria calmly shoves him off, causing him to screech like a girl and fall off into Stephan's arms.
"I SEE A NEW SHIP!" Kat laughs, pointing at the two.
"HECK NAH," Stephan yells, throwing Patt over onto another table.
"Owwww," whines Patt, rubbing his behind while everyone else laughs at him.
"Well anyway," announces Autumn, "I'm getting some food. Subway, anyone?"
"YEET."
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Full House
RandomDon't read this. Just don't. It's the increasingly weird story of a bunch of weirdo kids being insane in a house together.
