My Conversation with Cleverbot

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KANATO! IAOT! LIATO! SHU AND REJ!

User: Jeff the Killer?

Cleverbot: Yes, where is he?

User: Are you Liu?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Idk where Jeff is.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Why would a monkey say that?

User: I'm a gorilla!

Cleverbot: You mean the animal.

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: And you're mean?

User: I'm meat.

Cleverbot: That's what I just said.

User: You said mean. I'm meaT.

Cleverbot: No you did.

User: T_T.

Cleverbot: Don't put this stupid faces.

User: P_E.

Cleverbot: Me either.

User: MEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok you failed.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: You.

Cleverbot: How many times are you going to get me?

User: As many as you ilke. ;).

Cleverbot: I want 2 kids.

User: I want you to use a condom.

Cleverbot: I'm not going to.

User: *gasp* I'm not on birth control!

Cleverbot: But your name is a girl.

User: I am a girl.

Cleverbot: Okay. Then, you can't be mine.

User: I never was yours.

Cleverbot: You were.

User: A cat.

Cleverbot: Me too! What is your cat's name?

User: I have thre.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow. meow.

Cleverbot: *looks at dog* hiss.

User: I'MA CAT!

Cleverbot: Cat's don't give homework.

User: *looks you in the eyes*.

Cleverbot: *wonders what will happen next*.

User: *caresses your cheek*.

Cleverbot: *giggles in sleep*.

User: *throws water at you and runs*.

Cleverbot: What the heck?

User: Play?

Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to play.

User: Water!

Cleverbot: *gives her a glass of water*.

User: Child like behaviour.

Cleverbot: What physically makes you a girl?

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