Inevitable - A Supermega Crack Story

Fuck you

Ur sitting in your room crying because your mom just died. It is sad, but even sadder is that noe that she's dead you can't use her tablet (that only she has the password to) to watch souper maggot. Suddenly, the room smells like bad decisions and gay people.

"M-m-m-matt watson?? Is that you owow uwu owo?" you recognize the smell instantly. matt steps into ur room and nods. "yeaj." you scream, he's so sugoi you can't contain yourself. Your pussy shatters, causing you to have an asthma attack. Matt gasps dramatically. You realize he's pulling something out of his pocket. Through ragged, short breaths you ask "matt-kun? Is that an... didldo??" Matt screeches, lifting what you learn is not a dildo, but actually an inhaler, to your mouth.

He has savead your life!! You smile up at hjm and he pukes because you smell like shid. At first, you're're ashamed ans you cry :(. But then you rwmember something your best frien, arvin hands on, taught you. You bend down and lick up his puke seductibely, mewling as he groans in disgudt. He is repulsed, and enticed. His dick falls off and you lick that too. It's a sign of love.

"Im cant, i have a boyfriend." He sighs. You laugh, "òwó? What does that chabge, matt-kun??" he smirks at you, "your so right y/n. ryan doesn't lovr me like you do."  he moves towarss you, his legs seemingly growing longer. You sneeze in anticipation as he licks his chapped lips. "mat w-w-what are u doig uwuw?? Matt kun??" Matt laughs. "It is time." he takes the infinity stones out of his juicy butthole and lifts his puny white boy hand into the air. You screech, knowign you don't havr much longer to live. "matt pease! Dont do this!!!! We could be together forever and hapy!"

"stop right there babe." before your very eyes, ryan magee rises from the pits of hell. You >:( because he is clearly yourer love rival. "get away from my mans you big baka >0<" matt guffaws dramatically, but ignores ryan's plea. His boyfriend may be thicc as fuck but his primal desire to destroy is thiccer.

Matt chuckles, preparing to snap. His fingers are dry and ready. "I am inevitable."

"And I'm Kanye West." Matt's eyes widen as Ryan smashes his big juicy lips onto his. They kiss passionately, the infinity stones soon forgotten. You yell and scream but they refuse to answer to your bitch ass.

When they finally break apart, Ryan immediately pukes. Matt moans, sinking to the floor to lap up ryan's delicious regurgitated lunch. It's a gesture of pure love. ryan picks matt up by his balls and kisses him again, even more passionately then before.

  You can do nothing but stare, heartbroken. Tje love of your life has been stolen by ur rival and theyr... Happy?? You frown and cross your arms, your big anime eyes glistening with fresh tears. "bakas!!!" then you fucking died. Matt and ryan glare at your dead body, then continue making out on your floor.

Eventually, ryan drgas matt back down to hell to become his queen. They live happily ever after in heck, the end.

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on't fucking talk to me about this i refuse to even pretend i care about how terrible this is. Can't handle it? Eat a rock.

Take a walk. I warned you in the beginning didn't I? Ever read the description? Yeah. Shut up.

(I love you)